I, of course, read that as 'bum marks'.

( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hahahahah
I had to do a double take on it
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

If you got skidmarks on your torso, then that's _two_ people doing something wrong.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Guess what I got? I GOT SOME BOXES, I got 6 of them. 6 boxes that'll be filled up by midnight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)

+by rubbish

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

*confused*
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Ohhhhhh. Yeah', erm. ok.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Diagonal rubbish
Best of all the rubbish
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Oh great, now I'm picturing someone sliding down the line of rubbish like a waterslide
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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı ' "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ı ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ʇɐɥʍ ssənƃ ˙ʇɥƃıupıɯ ʎq dn pəllıɟ əq ll,ʇɐɥʇ səxoq 6 ˙ɯəɥʇ ɟo 6 ʇoƃ ı 'səxoq əɯos ʇoƃ ı ¿ʇoƃ ı ʇɐɥʍ "əəəəʍ" = o ɥsıqqnɹ ʎq ssənƃ əpılsɹəʇɐʍ ɐ əʞıl ɥsıqqnɹ ɟo əuıl əɥʇ uʍop ƃuıpıls əuoəɯos ƃuıɹnʇɔıd ɯ,ı ʍou 'ʇɐəɹƃ ɥo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

I reckon you could get all the way to Tescos

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)

That would be so awesome
You should have set up one of those cable slides when you were living there.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)

True story, in my last place, which was a floor up and more or less across the road....
... on new years day we sent a friend down to KFC before she was going home, we asked her to go to KFC and order some stuff for us. We were still quite drunk, and she asked someone to come downstairs and collect it and pay her. So we attached a rope to some string and lowered it out a window, "You'll send down the money after, right?" Of course we would, except nobody had any cash. So in the bucket lowering it back down (after getting the food) we put in my coin-jar. She took it, called us all a bunch of bastards and went home. A few days later it turns out we over-paid by about £25, so we were friends again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

I should also point out, to 'go downstairs' to meet her would involve going out the back of the building I was in, all the way around an ally, and up the street again. It wasn't "just downstairs", not that's a good excuse.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

Christ. No wonder you never get anything done.

( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Things I have done in the last two weeks.
- Created and deployed 3 Wordpress plugins, with a total outsource cost of £1250 and 1 week turn around time each.
- Created a microsite for a major EA video game, total value £2x,xxx.00 for two-month lifespan.... content still needed, but completely facilitated.
- Created a microsite for christmas promo with the 11 international magazine offers.
- Learnt how to create my first WP7.1 App (mobile phone app), which included the learning of an entire new language with a completely different sentance structure, where even page-order isn't the same as my other known languages (for lack of a better way of explaining it).... and am about 75% complete.
- Ordered and chosen Dinning room table, 2+3 seater sofas, a new bed. Chosen the carpets, and I saw-but-turned-down some waldrobes
- Spent 2 days in hospital (out-patient), plus 5 visits to doctors.
- Made a massive awesome batch of onion soup with some posh bread croutons.
- Ammended and adjusted my Will.
- Read, understood and signed all the relivent paperwork that comes with owning a flat.
- Missed hollyoaks most nights and hardly had any chinese food.
- Cleaned the whole flat once and the kitchen twice.
- ermmm..... did some copy'n'pasting up there.

So consider this me sticking my tounge out at you.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

So you're not feeling better then?

( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

huh? I'm feeling alright today, just completely knackered.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Oh right, so you're actually filling the boxes with packing then, and not arse juice?
Good boy. What day are you moving?
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Wait, why would I be filling boxes with poo? Do you guys seriously think that I poo in boxes? what? Why would I..... I have a perfectly good toilet.
On the 28th they're coming and packing and moving my stuff.

The thing that is really seriously pissing me off though, right, is so many sales people are like "Yeah', yeah', yeah', pay the deposite, yeah' yeah', lovely, thank you. Delivery by christmas... yeah', christmas. Yup." and then give us a call a few days later to say mid-janurary. The bed people, dreams, just did that to us yesterday, which means I have to take the fucking old bed to the new place. WHAT THE FUCK. I think I'm just going to take the mattris to save room/trips, I really don't care if I'm just sleeping on a mattris on the floor for a few weeks.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Johnny Mattris?
You can sleep on just that - it'll be fine.
( thealternativefact, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

For gods sake get your toilet fixed gonoz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)