Open a second hand record shop.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:02, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yeah they all make money!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:03, Reply)

'I'm sorry sir that one's not for sale.
Neither's that one.

ERR!!! WHY DO WANT TO BUY *THAT* ONE? IT'S FUCKING BENT - YOU IDIOT'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Basically you would be the guy in Hight Fidelity, but less bent and with more drugs. sounds good to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Terrible, terrible book.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Hornby really is an awful cunt, isn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:15, Reply)

Entirely without merit.
He would best serve society by donating himself to a pig farm, as fodder.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I quite liked it.
I also didn't hate the film which amazed me. Still you'd expect nothing less/more of me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You oaf.
It was ghastly. What upset me most was the number of people who thought I'd like it, simply because the malfunctioning Deacon at the centre of the tale 'likes records'. For God's sake.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:23, Reply)

OH HAI JEFF!
You look lovely today
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)

???

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)