Have you considered
Selling your child for medical experiments, not only would it free you to travel to Canada but you would get some useful spending money to tide you over.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:23, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I nearly clinched a deal with some ex-pat Germans working out of Bolivia
but it fell through at the last minute when they found out she wasn't blonde.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Well, that would be stupid, you wouldn't exactly key your own car, would you? Go nick the neighbour's kids.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Curse those Germans
and their exacting standards
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 6 Dec 2011, 13:34, Reply)