You should post a topless picture of yourself on here.
Suppress any emotions with alcohol.

Stop moaning, we're FUCKING BRITISH!

P.S. He was a bit of a wanker and you are infinitely better (in all ways) without the aggravation.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:57, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

This, the last bit anyway
he's a bellend and we all keep telling you...
(berk, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

i feel better when i hear it
as otherwise my brain chooses to ignore the shit stuff!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Soon the rose tinted glasses will slip away and you'll kick yourself for ever thinking he was all that.
Gosh will you feel foolish.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)