She will be in Kent with the pikeys.
Last year I didn't see her for three weeks.

Her mother genuinely had a go at me for not sending her presents to Kent fpr her to open on the day, and instead keeping them all and having a fake Xmas with me there in early January. Apparently that made me 'selfish'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Her mother sounds like a serious mental deficient.
I bet if you took her on the Jeremy Kyle show, she'd probably fucking love it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I really don't know why you haven't set fire to that dreadful, awful woman yet
how the fuck is it selfish to want to see your kid open the presents you've bought her? She probably loved it - just as all the presents and hype is finished, she gets MORE.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)

At that age she didn't know the days of the fucking week, anyway.
It was just 'EXCELLENT - PRESENTS!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)