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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going to put my xmas tree up today.
Have you put your xmas tree up yet? Am I too late, or too early?

Alt: why the fuck does it npot feel like xmas yet?

Alt Alt: What about that weather, eh? *tsk*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:16, 174 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I put my christmas tree up yesterday!
I don't think you're too early at all.
It won't feel like christmas until your tree is up.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)
Fuck Christmas this year.
Santa can stick a christmas tree up his cockend and wank for all I care.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Tell auntie Blouse why you're upset.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
His randy uncle savagely bummed him at Christmas time.
It's a 'difficult' time of year for him.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
Wasn't he a wrestler?
Not a proper overweight British one. One of those camp American ones.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
Oooooohhhhhhhh Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!
He died this year.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I got excited because I thought it meant Elizabeth was single again.
Turned out she died in about 2005.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
Necrophilia lols
Didn't they get divorced after about a year anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
My uncle is one hot peice of ass.
Now I'm kinda sad he hasn't :'(
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
are you projecting or what?
somethuins deffo up with your internet quendo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Not upset, Christmas this year can just go fuck itself.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
As long as he doesn't do that with my tree
the filthy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Santa Claus wanks with your tree
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
my tree only has about 3 decorations on it
might finish it this weekend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
No tree, no presents yet.
Christmas this year is verrückt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
oh i done all my wrapping and what not, still got to get for the girlfo thou
not sure what to get her, am ybe tickets for a show and some shoe or what
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Fuck that, get her a tomytronic.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
i googled it and i still don't understand :((

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
What? Tomnytronic's rock, they're 3D and you might be able to get a shot!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)
everything is 3d isn't it? i'm so lost :'(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I don't do decorations.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Not even nipple tassels?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
What about your tats?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
She has a piercing on one and a tattoo on the other.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This made me lol and do a little wee
Fortunately I'm posting from the shitter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)
No Christmas decorations at Chateau Boyce.
Not for me, thank you.

Alt: because it's December 7th.

Alt alt: AH NOAH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)
I certainly hope you make a vague effort when the midget is there
Can you imagine the cries of child abuse if the chav family find out you don't have a tree?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
The midget is not going to be there at Christmas, ever.
I am resigned to and accepting of this fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
That sucks.
Do you at least get to take her to see father Xmas or something?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
She's too bright for that stuff already.
Last year her mother took her to see 'him' at Westfield. 'It was just a man pretending, Daddy' was the verdict.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I hope one day
your daughter and CQ's son get married. They would produce Mechab3tan children.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Over my dead body.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Literally, I expect.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Not long now, then.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
THAT'S THE..oh never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:14, Reply)
That blows
can you at least visit on Christmas day, or Christmas eve, to see her open her presents? Or get a day which is just Christmas for you and her?
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
She will be in Kent with the pikeys.
Last year I didn't see her for three weeks.

Her mother genuinely had a go at me for not sending her presents to Kent fpr her to open on the day, and instead keeping them all and having a fake Xmas with me there in early January. Apparently that made me 'selfish'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Her mother sounds like a serious mental deficient.
I bet if you took her on the Jeremy Kyle show, she'd probably fucking love it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I really don't know why you haven't set fire to that dreadful, awful woman yet
how the fuck is it selfish to want to see your kid open the presents you've bought her? She probably loved it - just as all the presents and hype is finished, she gets MORE.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
At that age she didn't know the days of the fucking week, anyway.
It was just 'EXCELLENT - PRESENTS!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Haha, gutted.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)
Alt: Because it is not Christmas yet.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)
Unrelated to any of your questions.
A colleague called in this morning to say he couldn't get in and was stuck at Kennington. We told him that it's not that far to walk from Kennington to Waterloo, so he said he'd give it a go.

He's still not here and we just called him to find out if he was lost. Turns out he had actually said he was stuck in Canning Town so he's been walking from there.

oops.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I rarely bother with a tree as I'm never actually in my own place for Christmas
I'm always up at my parents. I have bought some very pretty baubles from John Lewis though, and some ribbon to dangle them from. And some lights. And some tinsel. And some crocheted snowflakes. So, erm...in essence, I have everything minus the tree.
I haven't hung them up yet, however, just dumped them in a pile on my windowsill.

Alt: because it bloody isn't yet. I'm as festive as the next person - probably more so - but at least wait til there's less than a week to go, eh?
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Crotchless snowflakes, eh?
PHWOARR, eh readers?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
You sound like a randy Beano editor

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
This is the highest compliment anyone has ever paid me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
I'm putting ours up at the weekend.
You are not too late or too early if you are doing it when you want to do it.
alt: Because you haven't put your tree up yet.
alt alt: it's shit today innit.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Did I miss a memo?
When did you stop being a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
When pre-orders on Amazon went into four figures for the hot new PH 'ell pee'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
0002

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
I thought you were supposed to double click :(

(TheColonel, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
This is very funny
and deserves more attention.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I clicked it.
Only once though.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Soz.
Just got bored of all that.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
Don't apologise
we could do with a few fewer cunts around here.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
MOAR CAKE(!)
nomnomnomnomnom

















and sammiches too
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Are you calling me fat?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Well you know how most birds start their 'diet' after christmas, you probably need to get your jaw wired this week

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I think it's probably a bit late for that.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Look, you can mock, but I'd love some cake and sammiches right now.
And some glomps.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
HIGH WIND!!!!!! That sounds like I'm making a fart joke. LOLOLOLOLOL
School was cancelled as was the kid's dentist appointment.
I'm watching Star Wars episode VI: Return of the Jedi.

ALRIGHT SON, ENOUGH WITH THE STAR WARS NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
That's no moon

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
IT'S A TAPE!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
My eldest son and I started making a Lego nativity scene the other day.
We've got Yoda as the baby Jesus because he's little.
There's a sort of Cthulhu-like man from the Lego Atlantis series who we've cast as god. With a load of droidekas as the host of angels.
The shepards are a man dressed as a dinosaur, a vampire and a rock-eating dwarf thing.
The magi are three different coloured ninjas.
The whole thing is pretty cool.
But at the end of the day, I still don't understand the difference between crocodiles and alligators.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Nostrils

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
srsly?
animal sciencers are priks
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)
That's a damn good nativity scene.
One's salt water and one's fresh.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)
You're up in God's Own Country, aren't you?
My mum said they have a red weather warning today.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Yup 100 mile an hour winds.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD THAT CURRY LAST NIGHT!!!!111!!11!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ROFL
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Is that when the bright shiny thing in the sky comes out once a year?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
I can't really do anything until I move.
So no tree and no decorations as yet.

Alt: Because it's not Christmas yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
But I can't sort out my xmas shopping and other assorted preparation until it feels like xmas.
Maybe I should crack out the xmas CDs. That always used to help.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Christmas playlist copied to ipod on Tuesday
I have been listening to it on the train in to work and grinning like a total mong.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Christmas songs = shit

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
^^This

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Your face = shit

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
I know
but that doesn't stop all Christmas songs from being shit
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
YOU'RE WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
I agree with you
I dislike hearing them in shops or on the radio, but when I can listen to them when I want to listen to them, they're great. Cheesy nonsense, of course, but great all the same.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
My favourite (or one of my very favourites, anyway)
is Another Rock n Roll Xmas. For some reason it's never played any more. Can't imagine why....
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)
I'm so ashamed by this I can't even believe I'm going to tell you
but mine's that Mariah Carey one...
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
I do like that one too.
It's about the only time I can ever tolerate the mental bint.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
She is a bit of a windowlicker
but the song always makes me grin.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Bollocks.
The Motown Christmas album is great.

I am struggling to think of any other counter arguments mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Do you mean the Phil Specter one?
It's totally boss.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
Possibly.
I don't know the details, it lives on an old cassette at my parents house and gets dragged out every year for one airing over Christmas dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
'Run Run Rudolph' by Chuck Berry is good too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Which is why I don't do any shopping until Christmas week.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Yeah, but then everything's in a rush.
And some of the stuff I'm preparing takes a bit longer than that.

And some presents need to be posted.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Then you're going to have to MTFU and get on with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Pfft
typical man.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
Well I'm going to be on my own for this one.
So I only have a few to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
My immediate family is quite large
so it's not just my parents, grandparents etc but four siblings, their partners, their kids, friends, etc etc etc. I swear my Christmas list gets longer every year yet I get fewer and fewer presents. Getting old is lame.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
I just downloaded
Tim Wheeler and Emmy The Great's Christmas album.

I haven't listened to it yet. I wasn't sure whether to get it at all because I think Tim Wheeler is a bit of a tit, but Emmy The Great is...well...Great.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Is she?
Or is your opinion clouded slightly by her appearance?
Tim Wheeler is a shortarse tit though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)
I have indeed put up the tree last weekend
Me and Elizabeth decorated it and when Liam woke up after his nap he ran round like a loon as he was so excited. I realise to non-parents this is just shit but it did slightly melt my cold black heart

Alt:
It does.

Alt Alt:
It is fucking December. It is supposed to be cold
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Aww, that's pretty cute.

(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
I thought so
"LIGHTS DADDY, LOOK!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)
Bless
Hopefully now that my sister has moved from the arse end of beyond to somewhere I can more easily get to, I'll be able to do stuff like that with my nephew next Christmas.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
That's only because in the north you still use gas lamps and candles on the whole.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
hahaha LOL
northerneres are backward and stupid and probably bankrupt single parent drug addicts or summat lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)
Yes, this is entirely true
Unlike Southerners who don't take drugs or have money troubles, eh Monty?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Morrisons

ris
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)
We don't have one at our house, bringing it up to 5 years without one now for me
This suits me just fine.

Alt: Because it isn't.

Alt Alt: I think those North of the border are suffering more than we are, the fucking pansies. Closing schools because of a light breeze? Pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
i had a sex with rachelswipe last nighty and mmps is the king of off topic
i'm not ashamed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
How was she?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:39, Reply)
gammy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
it was like mud wreslting with a beanbag full of old meat

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Did it feel like you were stirring paint chief?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
more like poking a bowl of salsa sauce

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Still, a hole's a hole.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
thats what i kept telling myselfg, but all in all i'm not sure it was worth what i'm going to have to fork out inn therapy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
it almost sounds like you're saying quentin has a tiny stick shaped dick
i bet you're right
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
the angry inch is not pleased with this comment

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
See you do seem like you fancy him.
First thing you do after coming onto b3ta and making your first comment is to start on him.
It's like you're tugging his pigtails and pushing him to prove you REALLY don't like him.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)
thats my interpretation too, womans mad for it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)
yes, yes that's exactly it
you got me.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:53, Reply)
must be
as soon as i appeared you were gettin all worked up bitchin about me the whole time and then when i started back you just got even more worse and now even when i'm not here your all 'i hate quentin' :'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I've never quented before
but I imagine I'd hate it, too.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)
you should total give it a try, quenting is the new Pokemen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Difficult to tell when they're chloroformed, I'd imagine.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
haha
i wouldn't touch her with yours
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
you have a greater chance
of discovering the cure for cancer whilst holding a winning lottery ticket and being struck by lightening, my sweet.

so i wouldn't worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
its funny because you come across as seriously desperate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
you interpret the little pixels on the screen however you like
i bet you think the hole in the wall secretly wants your cock when it rejects your request for cash too.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
no, that would just be stupid, what a stupid thing to say
gosh your stupid
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:50, Reply)
You have a small nugget of poo on the end of your conk.

Just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
its ok, its not mine

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I put mine up late weekend.
It has a little picture of Gonz dressed as a fairy on the top

Alt: because it isn't xmas yet

AltAlt: yes, there should really be snow, shouldn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
That creates a strange mental image.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Gonz as a fairy?
I was making it up but I'm tempted to take his face from his FB profile pic and venture into the world of Photoshop.

It's what he would have wanted.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Will you be making any special pictures for your personal use later?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)
Well if it comes out well, un likely I have never used photoshop for this kind of thing, I shall print it and afix it to my tree.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
OK, 'tis on my FB now if anybody actually wanted to see it.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:21, Reply)
The tree is brown.
And is stood in a carrier bag.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Hahahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Nope, it's green
and stood on a fetching red blanket.

Are you still on Prozac BTW? I had a question.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Yeah. Have been for about four years.
Will stay on it for at least another five years, to minimise risk of massive spackout.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
C'mon, c'mon, bring on the question.
The anticipation might give me a panic attack.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Dammitall.
I have to go do breathing exercises in a dark room now.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I just wondered if you suffered with anorgasmia?
When I was on the 'Zak I got this and it was actually the major reason I came off it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Just pull out and spit on his back
He'll not know the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)
This is properly repulsive. Well done.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I try

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)
Oddly I never noticed it during the remainder of my marriage
But it became quite apparent once I got a girlfriend after leaving my wife.

Odd that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)
Nope. Not me.
Apart from anything else, I'm a sexual god. It never takes me longer that 15 seconds. I'm THAT good at it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:26, Reply)
Also, married.
Which probably makes it not much of an issue.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)
I was on citalopram, which is much the same stuff
and I had that. Explaining it to my GP, who I utterly fancied the pants off, was interesting.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)
This does sound rather like the plot of a bad porn film

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:17, Reply)
That does seem to be quite the problem, miss berk.
Let's see if we can't do something about that, shall we? If you'd just like to pop your clothes on that chair... next to mine...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Keep going
Don't stop there!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Doctor puts on his robe and wizard hat ..

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:32, Reply)
*gets this*
*lols*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:34, Reply)
And just think, I'm not even medically qualified ! I don't even have any GCSEs !
Jokes on her, then.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Luckily I was in a good p-lace so I just cut down and took myself off it with no ill effects.
I don't envy you that conversation. What did he prescribe BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)
20mg daily to start, which did fuck all
so he doubled it. I was on it for about 18 months before cutting down to 30mg, then 20mg, then I just decided I'd had enough of it. Haven't needed them since, thankfully.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)
Rotten stuff, I don't miss it.
Still better than the alternative I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)
What smells of piss and falls asleep after The Queen's Speech?
The Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I like this joke,
even though I am a staunch monarchist with family connections at 'the castle'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
That explains the Nazi fascination then.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)
haha, yeah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)
One of the Queen's chaplains is godfather to my brother.
He lives in an apartment in the castle and I have visited and stayed there on a number of occasions. The fact that he is a) rather creepy and b) almost certainly a woofter is neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
AND YOUR BROTHER BEHAEDED A GANGSTER, WITH A GUN
and hes so hard he didn't even use bullets
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)
He stabbed him in the eye with the trigger.
It's harder than it sounds.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:09, Reply)
and then delboy fell through the bar

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)
I don't get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I think that is probably for the best.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)
i thin k it needs its medication

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)
There is no point in putting up a tree this year, CUS I AM MOVING SOON, and it'll be another thing I've got to think about and pack.
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY, I should be completing today !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:24, Reply)
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMOGMOGMOGMGOM
ITS DONE ! I'M A LANDLORD !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:37, Reply)
congrats

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)
Pint of best please landlord

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)
It's OK Gonz, you'll have pride of place atop my tree.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

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