Same as gone
Tea
Mature Cheddar, I'd say.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I don't care.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I used to live above a cheese shop years ago.
It nearly ruined me.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

One hot day in summer it melted?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Cheese showers FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Fondue bath.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I prefer a shower TBH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:16, Reply)

Instead of scented shower gel you could use that squeezy Primula with chives in.
Or shrimp.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I use that for deodourant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Cheese string tampons.
Stiltenema.
The works.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Nah, the whole shop was refrigerated.
We did have an overpowering stench of cheese in the flat for a while. Then we discovered the cause was a hole in the bathroom floorboards when laying a new carpet. Oh how we laughed.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I was pretending the entire shop was made of cheese and that's why you said cheese shop.
It's even better in my head because the shop doesn't even sell cheese. It sells second-hand books. So when it melted, all the books were ruined.
There's this guy who owns the shop going "Fucking hell! The shop made of cheese has melted! All my second-hand books are ruined!"
It's pretty funny. I must be a very funny person.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Yes, I know you were.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Sorry.
I might go home and carve some mild chedder into a shop.
Mature is too crumbly.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Not a full-sized shop.
A little model one.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 13:27, Reply)