I'd rather go to my death in a cold, damp grave.
Or round Quentin's house.

Sprouts can be fucking delicious. Blanched and then stif-fried in the juices from a beef joint they are lovely.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:34, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you must fancy me too then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I fancy seeing you garrotted with piano wire,
if that's what you mean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Let's assume he did.

( thealternativefact, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

dunno what your joining in for here but thats mean so your goin on my list of naughty opeple

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

'naughty opeple' sounds like a Nigerian sex position.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

i misread that as norwegian and it was funnier

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

No it wasn't.
'Opeple' sounds nothing like a Norwegian word, you fucking dunce.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

course it does, like that flat pack furniture they sell

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

It actually sounds like an Ikea bedside table.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

see?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

thats harsh, i would never wish that on someone you proabbly have emotional issues have you ever tried medication?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

steady on old chap
what about a nice bit of torture first?

how about an electric shock to the nipples and balls for every single post he has shat out onto here??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

OK, now I'm starting to think you fancy him, too.
Quentin, not Monty.
( Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

i DO fancy monty
if i didn't fancy lusty even more, i would totally go there.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

But he's skint

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Between them they make one average family

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

god roota, you're so materialistic, roota

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

a bit of rough and all the coke she can get away with while being a legal rep.
Blatent she would go for the Piss Off Daddy while he gets his money problems sorted. Its a win win for everyone, espechslly me if lusty is on the rebound.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:03, Reply)

"Quentin, not Monty"

( Kroney, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

pffft
i've met monty. i will never meet quentin. i don't fancy people i haven't met.

i'm not 12!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

your gaping maw is drooling on my screen

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

oh, go on then

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

that sounds good
the sprouts not the cold damp death. i like my sprouts steamed slightly, then pan-fried with some smoky bacon
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)