Evening, shitcunts.
I might be ever so slightly tipsy.
Did you all like my xmas tree? I'm starting to feel a bit more christmassy now. I might do some more shopping over the weekend.

Anyone know a reliable cheap mail order website, apart from play.com?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:48, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

it's a very pretty chrtistmas tree as these things go
I might try and find my christmas decoration soon and put it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

\O/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

nope, can't find it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

You need to get one for the new house.
Houses have to have xmas decorations.

And carpets. But mostly the xmas decorations thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)

i don't know if I'm likely to be in by christmas now
but I suppose I could put tinsel on the guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Cover them in glitter glue

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)

haha - homer would have all sticky up hair
and sparkles and be really grumpy. I think Higgs would love it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I seem to have wandered into 'spastics hour' on b3ta.
Sorry. I was looking for OffTopic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

well tell me you won't be exchanging
the traditional gimp mask for a santa hat and a bauble-gag at your next gangbang
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I won't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

not even a sparkly butt-plug?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Nope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Well, feel free to join in
with a subthread of your own.
Gayer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I will do.
(I'm now talking to Barry).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

You didn't start that
but I'll let you off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)