Do you think we could have one non-Christmas thread today?
I mean I don't hate christmas or anything, I quite like it as it happens, but I do get mighty sick of having it forced down my throat and this makes me want to burn all the presents I've bought, throw the fucking tree out of the window and piss on the pudding.

What things that you quite like make you irrationally angry when everyone goes on and fucking on about them?

Alt: The Pub that Monty has selected for Jeffstock looks like a right fucking dive, shall I make sure I go tooled up?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:24, 152 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fuck sake New Cross again, I don't care that you live in a shithole, stick it up your arse if you like

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:29, Reply)

lol CQ must be upset to remove his reference to New Shit Cross, IHOPEHEEDITSHIMSELFOUTOFLIFENOWTHECRYINGPRICK

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Hey Rory.
Apparently there is going to be a minutes laughter before kick off this weekend. It's to mark the failure of Manchester in the Champions League.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

YOURMUM

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)

nothing makes me angry
nothing at all

alt: wear your favourite tube top
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

Haha yeah
Alt: haha yeah
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:31, Reply)

I don't understand.
Two posts and no mention of breasts. Are you feeling ill?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:36, Reply)

i like breasts

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:42, Reply)

And the balance of the universe is restored....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:44, Reply)

universe breasts
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

It's recently reopened, now it's full of Shoreditch cunts instead.
But it's next to Jeff's hotel and my flat and is therefore excellent.

We won't be there too long anyway.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:40, Reply)

All the more reason to carry a knife.
I really don't know how you can stand the locals around there. Ho hum, all in the cause of beer I suppose.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:43, Reply)

They do draught Krombacher which is my new favourite lager.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

According to the website they do proper beer too, so that's OK.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

and there is 'live music'

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:48, Reply)

It doesn't bode well.
It used to be a quality shithole.

My pal Rob Filter fell off the floor in there. Something I didn't know was possible.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

Did the pub have a 'Rod Hull' night on at the time?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:57, Reply)

The floor, not the roof.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

#Chants
There's somebody off the floor, there's somebody off the floor.

*keeps eyes peeled for Grotbags*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:20, Reply)

I understand the London Fields beer is very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Sounds promising

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

Yellow belly.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Woolly woofter more like.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:46, Reply)

For wanting to stab Shorditch posers?
I'm just amazed Monty hasn't gone on a rampage yet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Google Streetview
Suggests the area is big on fancy dress, the Burka themed party looked the most popular.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:54, Reply)

More letterboxes per square mile than anywhere in the...hang on! They're moving!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:55, Reply)

They remind me of the old style photofits
They had on Police 5. Only they haven't finished it yet.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:59, Reply)

anything I haven't watched on telly
role play rules
recipes (although to be fair, I more just tune this out)

alt: move it to Swansea or Cardiff, that'll be safer. Plus I might pop in which would make it 300% better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Yup
There's nothing the Welsh like more than a load of English blokes on the piss in their pubs.

Bleddy LEV-ITT, they do.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:56, Reply)

to be honest, those two cities have enough English people
in them from the unis (and people who stayed on) they'd never notice
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 17:58, Reply)

Because the drinkers of south Wales
Just love Bristolians....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:01, Reply)

they do!
they said 'hey! bring those Bristolians and Londoners to our pubs, we miss them, I bet they are great and would enjoy the low priced beer and curries the area offers!'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:03, Reply)

You could jump on a coach after school and join us.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:18, Reply)

can't
that massive important work thing? It's due in Monday. I might still have it done by then, but it's pretty unlikely unless I spend at least a few hours on it at the weekend :(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:21, Reply)

Never mind
You wouldn't enjoy it anyway. Apparently all we'll be doing is going to a couple of pubs, then for Indian food and then for more drinks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:25, Reply)

:(
man, this is massive sadface territory, I really want to just go out somewhere, I've been working too damn much recently.

I shall have to make an allowance to it and go do some archery Saturday morning. Oh, shit, Christmas shopping. That christmas business is soon isn't it?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

We can drink cider next year
If you want something to look forward to.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:30, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Christ.
Things must be bad if you're looking forward to a pint of old Bristolian.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

seriously
last time I drank in a pub was ages ago. Most times I go I'm driving and/or can't stay long. Sucks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

Well make a weekend
Of Bristol next year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:44, Reply)

Sometime around Easter time when the weather is nice
I demand a cider-boat bash.
(berk, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)

Consider it
Considered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

*points*
HaHa! Grown-up!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:31, Reply)

stupid grown up nonsense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

s'what you get for having a proper job and a mortgage
And living in welshland o'course
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

I don't even have a mortgage yet
that's next month or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Next come the sensible slippers
And listening to Calssic FM
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

radio 3 is much better than that
MOR classic FM shit.

...and my slippers are Cthulu ones
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:39, Reply)

As I've said many a time Caves...
Do a Taff-Bash and I'll come.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:30, Reply)

shall i do one once I've moved?
I could invite a select few and it'll be like a house warming but with internet weirdos
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:33, Reply)

Best kinda bash that.
If you need any tips ask Blousie, she's ace at it apparently
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:35, Reply)

will do
someone at work is having a little christmas party, I'm so shit they are like "right Cavy, you can do...um food? no, music? no" I think my job is now to bring some vodka with skittles in it and a jelly.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

Sounds like a fun job
Very non-gorwn-up
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:37, Reply)

to be fair
that's what I offered to do. I've done skittlebrau before (in fact they hadn't heard of it) but I don't own a jelly mould and I don't think I've made one since I was 12. Kinda want to do two colours too, christmas colours
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

The little gadget shop in Bristol sells jelly moulds
for jelly shots :)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Amberl, the Gadget Shop
Went in to administration about ten years ago
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:46, Reply)

I know, but the one that replaced it
near Cabot Circus. Can't remember it's name though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:49, Reply)

Ann Summers

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Haha
I thought Ann Summers was the travel agency
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:52, Reply)

You wouldn't know
If you were cumming or going.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:55, Reply)

That is terrible
*withholds Jeff's pooch*
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

better still
Vodka-jelly with skittles in, less to carry
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:38, Reply)

vodka jelly is crap, though

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:39, Reply)

crap awesome
/feels strongly enought to do strikethrough from phone
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

but it doesn't set like you want it
plus, I was once part of a load of people playig 'gob us yer vodka jelly' stupid orcs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:53, Reply)

Whack in a bit of carrageenan, mix it in and viola - a set vodka jelly,
Don't even need to put it in the fridge.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

What is carrageenan?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

this^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I googled.
It is a gum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

good work
do you think chewing gum would do?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

Like gelatin, but it comes from seaweed rather than an animal's guts.
And it stays set at higher temperatures.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

Gelatine doesn't come from animal guts.
Animal skin and bone? Yes.

I think you're confusing it with rennet.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Alright bendoids?
*looks specifically at Rory*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

P to the D.
Evening.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:52, Reply)

Awight at the back?
Barrymorelols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 18:56, Reply)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Good evening everyone.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

lo blousie!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*waves*

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

what's trippin'
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Nuffin much!
Having a beer and watching The big bang theory.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Forgot to let you know
I really enjoyed the book you sent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

I thought you might like it.
I need to find out some more Chinese authors to read.
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:28, Reply)

I suspect you'd like
A Concise Chinese-English Dictionary for Lovers: A Novel
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:47, Reply)

By whom?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Corrins.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:52, Reply)

Xiaolu Guo
it's very good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:36, Reply)

Read some of the reviews and I'm not really one for stories about relationships but I'll give it a go on your recommendation.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

It's quite clever
she writes in broken English for part of it, and the English gets better and better as time goes by, and she becomes less Chinese in outlook
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

I could send you a menu from the takeaway
if that helps.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:48, Reply)

hmm
that might make it port o'clock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

Evening!
I done me a gammon steak (rubbed with garlic and garam masala) and had it with some mash and gravy. Delish. I do feel like I should maybe eat some fruit or something now though, it was a bit light on the 5 a day.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Wishful thinking is one of your 5-a-day.
Did you not know that?
Golly!
I made Tartiflette tonight, now I feel all fat ;)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Tartiflette?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Oh. Yes. Indeedy.
Tartiflette

1Kg potatoes, boiled in their skins and sliced.
100g saucisson sec aux noix.
150g air dried, cured and smoked pork shoulder.
1 large onion, finely chopped.
3 cloves of garlic, finely sliced.
150g brown mushrooms, sliced.
Decent glug of single cream.
Tablespoon Dijon mustard.
Big glass dry White wine.
A little salt and plenty of pepper.
Cheese for Tartiflette (reblochon or similar, I use "Fromage pour Tartiflette" from the Hypermarche ;)

Make julienne of the pork and dried sausage, mix with the sliced mushroom, garlic and onion.
Fry in a decent knob (f'naar, f'naar) of butter in a really hot pan. Give it a good 8-10 mins and make sure it's properly hot. I wanna see browning going on, that's where the flavour is ;)
Add the sliced spuds and give it another few minutes, tossing it (f'naar, f'naar) regularly.
Pour in the wine, big frothing, 2 minutes then add the mustard and cream. I mix these with some wine to make sure it mixes properly. Give it a good shoogle.
Taste and add pepper and salt (if needed, remember there's cheese to add!).
Halve the cheese then halve it t'other way, so you end up with 4 half-thickness half-circles.
Pour the potato mix into a deep (and big) enough baking dish then arrange the cheese on top, crust side up.
Score the cheese crust with a goodly sharp knife, a nice fine crisscross.
Cover with foil and bake for 3/4-1hr at 170fan or 190.
Remove from oven, mix crust into top layer of Tartiflette and finish under a hot grill for 10 mins.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:46, Reply)

That's not a definitive recipe, in fact none exists as is generally the case with these things.
That's just how I did it this evening.
I would normally use smoked streaky bacon or lardons but I had the cured and smoked pork shoulder and the dry pork and nut sausage in the fridge from our last foreign jaunt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:49, Reply)

so, a sausage and potato bake then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

Well not really...
:(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Are you just playing the Philistine/Devil's advocate tonight?
Or is it all the cheese making me paranoid?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Just trying to wrap my head around it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Sorry mate, got on my foody high-horse! LOL
Nah, it's cured pork or ham cooked up with onions, garlic and wine then mixed with wine and spuds, topped with a special kind of cheese and baked off for as long as I takes. Then you mix it up a bit and grill the fucker till it's golden toasty on the top ;)
I am basically a food snob, despite my desire to reform :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:25, Reply)

OK, gonna be a shit and try and turn this into a christmas thread
what can I get my brother for chistmas/birthday? He likes gadgets and stupid shit (hence I'm asking you guys)

so what's the most pointless/ridiculous gadget around about now?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:35, Reply)

iainsinclair.com/products.php?page=1
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I think he has one of those

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

to add context
this is someone who owns a bin whose lid opens automatically when you go near it, but which is also covered in skank
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Evening, shitcunts.
I might be ever so slightly tipsy.
Did you all like my xmas tree? I'm starting to feel a bit more christmassy now. I might do some more shopping over the weekend.

Anyone know a reliable cheap mail order website, apart from play.com?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:48, Reply)

it's a very pretty chrtistmas tree as these things go
I might try and find my christmas decoration soon and put it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

\O/

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

nope, can't find it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

You need to get one for the new house.
Houses have to have xmas decorations.

And carpets. But mostly the xmas decorations thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:00, Reply)

i don't know if I'm likely to be in by christmas now
but I suppose I could put tinsel on the guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Cover them in glitter glue

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:04, Reply)

haha - homer would have all sticky up hair
and sparkles and be really grumpy. I think Higgs would love it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I seem to have wandered into 'spastics hour' on b3ta.
Sorry. I was looking for OffTopic.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:10, Reply)

well tell me you won't be exchanging
the traditional gimp mask for a santa hat and a bauble-gag at your next gangbang
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:11, Reply)

I won't.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

not even a sparkly butt-plug?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:15, Reply)

Nope.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

Well, feel free to join in
with a subthread of your own.
Gayer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

I will do.
(I'm now talking to Barry).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

You didn't start that
but I'll let you off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:19, Reply)

Jeffrey
Is Albert Adomah any good?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:16, Reply)

He is fucking brilliant.
And no. You can't have him.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:17, Reply)

We're going to take him and every three games he'll play at the end for ten minutes.
And I shall laugh.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

How much is being suggested as a fee?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

He is also funny as fuck.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxWAW9aydDs
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

From about the 1:20 mark.
He'd just flown to his first football match.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Ha, lovely man.
No idea about the fee. I just hope we buy him so we continue having blokes with names from the 1920s. First Bryan and now Albert.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:31, Reply)

He rocks.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9uvfkrnel4
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I hate stuff. It's my best feature.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:18, Reply)

What do you recommend I hate this week?

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:20, Reply)

Start with everything and scale it back to most things.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:21, Reply)

There's only three days of the week left
You still got a house MMPS, or are you in the branches of a tree in Falkirk?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:22, Reply)

There are worse places to be
but not many.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:23, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

and it hates you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

Don't make me hate you Cavy.
I'll hate you so hard even your kids gonna be born haters.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)

woah
I'd hate that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Glad to be of service
It was meant as a flippant observation vis a vis the inclement weather conditions latterly experienced in the Central Scottish area.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Mine was the continuation of a poor joke.
We are VERY witty. LOLOLOLOL
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:35, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

The duck finds this so funny he is rolling on the floor quacking.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:43, Reply)

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( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

What I lack in wit I make up for in..in..
(I haven't got much going for me really.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Curls and charm ;)
X
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I'm not sure I have the time.
What do you have for the busy executive woman who's too busy to hate full time?
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Ethnic minorities and gays.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:27, Reply)

but isn't that common
?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)

Exactly, an easy way in to hating.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

I can't hate the gays, I used to be one.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Hate yourself then, that's an easy in.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Pfft! I've been doing that all my life.

( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Not really
( girlinthehole, Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Start with 'the youth of today'
and work up to 'everything'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 8 Dec 2011, 21:28, Reply)