I know what your parents are getting:
a copy of 'My Workshy Son: a Guide to Getting your Scarf-obsessed Parasite out of the House and Earning a Fucking Living' by controversial US 'life coach' Leonard Finkelsteiner.

I must warn you, our Len is a firm advocate of 'tough love', including waterboarding.

Hope this helps
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Oddly enough I saw a receipt for that book
on a windowsill in my house. I have no idea who it is for though
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I suspect Finkelsteiner is your pen name.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Too Jewish.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Damn. Rumbled AGAIN.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)