Are you:
A) A tedious noob with no sense of humour
B) A sock puppet that will make constant cooking references but contibute nothing of substance
C) Actually Gordon Ramsey

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( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:45, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I would hardly call myself a noob, I've been lurking on an old account for years. To judge whether I have a sensebof humour from a grand total of 2 posts is a bit presumptuous is it not?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Not on a humour site, no.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Oh. Now I get it...
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:02, Reply)

Maybe.
But if you've been lurking that long you know how this works, now fuck off and die, there's a good chap.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

If I promise to make my next post hilarious can I stay please? Pleeeeeeaaasseeee?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Nope.
It's Not up to me, Quentin has the final; say on this one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'd go with B

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Seems all we get of late.
*sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:08, Reply)

Would you like to know all their names, ages and locations?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Gordon Ramsey looks a bit like an unused sock puppet.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:22, Reply)

If the answer was C he'd have spelled his own surname correctly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Gordon Ramesses

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 13:35, Reply)