I think he's mentally ill.
And a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

don't forget
he runs a VERY successful business and has a REAL LIFE girlfriend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:06, Reply)

i wouldn't say the business was that successful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:07, Reply)

probably because you're on here all day

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:08, Reply)

i don't have much dealing with the running of the company, i just reap some of the profgits

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

well maybe if you did you could reap more of the "profgits"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

naaaaaaaaah, i like sitting back and letting other's do teh hard work

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

i bet you're a legend in bed
legend + insert word of choice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

if you fancied me any more the thames would break its banks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

You could be
'the best she ever had', right, Robert?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

i don't have a clit like a "floppy aubergine" though
best thing about that was that bert actually believed her. like there's a woman on the planet who hasn't said that and not meant a word of it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

i think not, theres been a lot of competition there paul

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:24, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

sitting back and letting other's do teh hard work pretending to be fictional characters on the internet because it's the only way I can live with the guilt and horror of my paedo-incest past, not to mentional my terminally-unlikeable real personality which I cannot QUITE keep hidden, even through a veil of deliberate misspelling.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

he should marry rogerboresme
and have done with it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Aw, she pops up and says hi you guys now and then

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)

quite spectacularly mad

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

But, to be fair, pretty harmless by comparison.
_{Unless you're a cat...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

he's no more a cunt than anyone else here.
Apart from if he's bert and he fucked his half sister
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

or edmund and he's all bitter about having an empty seat next to him at the opera?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

And he totally mashed up someone's hand

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:11, Reply)

the sheer madness of that is mindblowing
i mean, i can just about understand lying about being a doctor to impress people, although it's fucking weird, i get the motivation. after all, someone on here did that to me, and even suggested that my friend whose mother was dying of cancer should give him a call to discuss treatments. yeah... he was a mobile phone salesman... anyway.

but to actually start carrying out surgery? at what point did the FFS THIS IS SERIOUSLY FUCKED siren fail to go off?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Indeed.
That's why if I ever find out anyone is him, I won't just go "ha, the wag..." I'll actually kick off cos I reckon he is a threat IN REAL LIFE.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:20, Reply)

Is DCI Roota taking back her badge again?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Long, long ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:21, Reply)