This creates the mental image of Sudan being divided down the middle by an enormous buffet table
Which would actually solve a lot of problems as long as we could keep you away from it. Someone get Bono on the phone.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:38, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I was imagining more Swipe walking around a refugee camp eating a bucket of fried chicken
grease running down her chin and every time a little kid put their hand out and cried she'd smack them in the face with a half eaten thigh and say "I WORKED REALLY HARD FOR THIS! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Is daddy making that trip tax deductable?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:44, Reply)

Daddy's paying
but she has to sleep in the same tent as her brother and use the same latrine.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:48, Reply)

you fucking bastard
you know i'm vegetarian
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Pros: funnier than the buffet table idea
Cons: does nothing to tackle third world hunger

I say we get Bono and Gervais to fight to the death for the rights to each idea. Everyone's a winner.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 9 Dec 2011, 15:46, Reply)