Actual low would be that my baby girl is with the grandparents and my wife until Christmas
I didn't think it was possible to miss a tiny little pooing buddha so much.

high: I am free until Christmas to try and kill myself with booze, WOOP!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Party at yours then?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)

Sexeh party!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)

WOOO!!! FREE HOUSE!!!!!!
*informs Facebook*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

House would be a massive stratch of the imagination for 1 bed flat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Also, Facebook, really?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Don't worry
He wouldn't have the first idea how to do that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

It's almost as if I was just joking, isn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)

That would necessitate your post being funny

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Having watched 'Argumental' last night, I am no longer convinced that 'being funny' is considered a vital component of a joke.
And yes, I only have myself to blame for watching 'Argumental'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

It is awful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)