unemployment is great
I've done all my cleaning and put some washing in and wrote my christmas cards and I'm just about to head over to Palmers Green to go to the post office and morrisons and buy some carrots for dinner later.

I think when I get back I'll have some cheese and red onion chutney on crunchy bread then hit up some more job applications
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Being employed isn't too bad either.
This morning I have mainly chatted on Skype and written a poem.
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Is it a poem about how great I am?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

No

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)

oh
I'll write one about that later then
*pencils in for 3pm*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

ha-ha

( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

does it start "roses are red"?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

^The hard working public sector
Just a stab in the dark mind
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Yep, and term hasn't even finished.
Mind you, it would be a stab in the dark - I've moved so little the lights just went off.
/zzzzzzz
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

hahaha

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

The problem with you people is you just don't want to work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)

Have you been reading the Daily Mail again?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Yes. It appears that the world is a terrifying place
*twitches net curtains nervously*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

I wouldn't if I were you.
Net curtains give you cancer,
100% FACT
( thealternativefact, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

Last week they told me net curtains prevent cancer
It's so confusing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Check the original study for the *real* facts...
The study sampled two groups who had net curtains; those who twitched them showed a greater incidence of cancer, those who were disinclined to twitch did not. HOWEVER, there was no control group studied (i.e., people without net curtains) and no placebo group (i.e., people who were told they had net curtains, but in fact somebody had just draped a horse in front of their window). MOST IMPORTANTLY, they spotted a correlation, but not necessarily a causation, so the Mail should have pointed out, for balance, that the study could equally suggest that having a tumour may result in the purchase and subsequent twitching of net curtains.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Haha good work there
Although, it's exactly this sort of untapped potential that causes your parents such disappointment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:25, Reply)

"If only he put this much effort into his studies..."

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)