when i was about 18 i had a holiday job in a pub
i worked in the estate agency from 9am-6pm, 6 days a week, and then did 4 nights a week in the pub - my dad told me i'd never manage 2 jobs, so i was determined to prove him wrong. sometimes my feet ached all the way up to my hips, wah wah wah. the area wasn't that privileged, but i was a bit, so some of the staff (and locals) used to sing that song to me whenever i walked in.

i HATED it at first, but by the end of the summer, they'd all got quite fond of me. mostly because i was the only one who actually worked my arse off and didn't keep fucking off for fag breaks every 5 minutes. that song will always remind me of pouring pints of greenalls now. classy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:08, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i did something similar once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Worked for a living?

( girlinthehole, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

or drank a pint of greenalls?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

He's probably got a paper round.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:12, Reply)

christ can you imagine
having his gurning face poking through your letterbox every morning?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:13, Reply)

I'm sure he'd love to 'poke through your letterbox'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:18, Reply)

OMGLOL

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

when i read this i took letterbox as a euphemism for your fanny

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:19, Reply)

i am not sure if you have seen some fucked up postboxes
or some fucked up fannies.

time to turn off the free porn, babe.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I get easily confused and was recently arrested for putting my dongle in a post box

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Too obvious?
a post box my underage sister
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:28, Reply)

oh what my sisters 38!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Oh.
Well, keep fucking her then.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

i'd love to, all the baby weight she's still carrying makes her a veritable sex bouncy castle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

nope
when you're dealing with berttin, nothing is too obvious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:29, Reply)

lets meet up and just do it right hard
yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:33, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:38, Reply)

where and when? i'm free wednesday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:39, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:40, Reply)

i don't think you understood the question
what do you fancy, benares?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 15:41, Reply)

yeah, sure, why not?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

DON'T YOU DARE
your gaz has told me everything i needed to know and now i am emotionally ruiend
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)