pop down to the thames and bum a swan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

with WHAT?!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:18, Reply)

i love that this is the on;y problem you have with my plan
dammit you'd being bumming the the queen's pet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:19, Reply)

it'll break your arm, TRAITOR

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:20, Reply)

nah
it would fucking love a bit of it, the dirty sinuous-necked beast
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:25, Reply)

T-rex's
Less successful etc. etc.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:27, Reply)

swans of the revolution??

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:30, Reply)

What are you doing awake anyway?
I'd be long in my bed if Tuesday morning was likely to bring £415 + disbs rather than misery and a seven hour drive home.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:33, Reply)

just got in from work!
but off for a deep, hot bath now as i got so fucking cold and wet on the way home.

good luck tomorrow.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

the worst kind of wet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:35, Reply)

You love it deep and hot
_{Thank you}
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:38, Reply)

ON VESTAS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I would be prepared to accept a criminal record
If this was the description of my crime they would put on it.

Edit: Purely for the awkwardness it would cause future interviewers: "So, ah... what, exactly, did you spend... hmph... six months in prison for?"
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Mon 12 Dec 2011, 23:24, Reply)