huh?
what the hell is that?

who wouldn't want this????

www.madwhips.com/velvet-purple-audi-r8/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:49, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

boaby noun - penis, e.g. "She's pure gettin the boaby the night!"
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

me, because it's a fucking Audi.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

it's not just any old audi
it's an R8.

i saw one in knightsbridge the other night. FIT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

My neighbor has one.
It's OK, and they are supposed to be good to drive. But it's still spending the wrong side of £80K on a bloody tarted Volkswagen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

you haven't read my post, have you
audi has to GIVE it to me.

god, how did you get a reputation for being clever around here, eh?

also, this neighbour of yours. is he hot?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

yes, I got that.
Wherupon anyone with any sense would sell it and use the money to buy a proper car.

Edit - who said it was a he?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

you can still get your hockey sticks in the boot, daisy
my imagination did. it also imagined him buffing it, topless.

don't let me down.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:10, Reply)

He is a he.
I think he might be a touch chunky for your topless buffing to work well for you, but, I dunno, depends how much you're prepared to give up on attractiveness to trade for a car you could buy yourself in a couple of years, really.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

attractiveness is actually fairly irrelevant
is he mercurially intelligent, fiercely witty, and damn sexy??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

Aint it better than the 911?
There's fewer of them so still different when you see em, and the 911 now is a tarted VW if your thinking is applied, along with Bentley, Lamborghini and Bugatti
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

i actually prefer the mercedes/maclaren one
i got about 95% of the way to orgasm checking one of those out in the showroom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

SLR or SLS?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:12, Reply)

i have no idea!
i just creamed myself and walked off with shaking knees
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

SLS

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

SLR

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

great
now my trainee knows how i sound when i come.

and she's a girl.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

man they're ugly, i'll stick to the DB7 thx

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Too batmobile and too many footballers chroming them out
I were sat in a SLS at the garage the other week, flicking all the switches and that, god I was so cool
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

The SLR is, yep.
but isn't the SLS McMerc too?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Nerp, they got McLaren to do one - I suppose they've got that MP4 to play with now

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:16, Reply)

ah, rightho.
That MP4-12 thing is pretty. But it'll explode after 10 miles, I'm sure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)

£168k base or something and parking sensors are an extra
Fuck right off




Disclaimer: I would in no way ever trouble their order books in any event
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:22, Reply)

costs is meaningless, though, innit?
they can charge what they like and they'll sell out.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

wouldn't buy any of them either.
Although at least Lambos have some presence.

I suppose it depends on what you mean by "better" and anything is subjective at that level of car .. I just find them a little dull and soul-less.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I wouldn't
But you could have guessed that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)