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If you were King/Queen.Stemming form rants about The Olympics and Reality TV in the last few threads I have a question:
If you were King, ruler absolute dictator of these Isles, what would you first Decree be?
Alt: First up against the wall
ALtAlt: Our new National Anthem?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:27,
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sexist bastardwomen of b3ta, boycott the cq!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:28,
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it must be difficult to get by all alone cos you put your career first(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)
i mean, big empty bed, empty room, empty houseempty arms, empty soul
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I think you've got your insults mixed up.I'm the lonely one.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:51,
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Oh Blowsie, stop being one of those twats who doesn't live in enfield.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:55,
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when he says something interestinghe will get a more interesting reply. until then...
yeah, sure, why not?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:03,
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I would prohibit all misspelling and typing errors.Alt: Dyslexics. Before you try that old defence.
Alt alt: The Alphabet Song.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:33,
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Huh.I wasn't sure who I was going to put up against the wall, but Hippies are taking an early lead.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:34,
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As long as you leave us pedantic cunts alone(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:37,
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is that cos you was touched up by an english teacher when you were a kid?(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)
It's because I wasn't touched up by my English teacher when I was a kid.I would have let her if she had tried.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:40,
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incredibly unattarctive even as a kid then? poor tangles, even gary glitter wouldn't(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)
Yeah! first up against the wall and legs spread no doubt.(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:33,
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I like Billy Connoly's suggestion for the anthem,theme tune from The Archers. It was his idea tha new immigrants here, instead of hearing our dreary shit, could walk off to their new lives with a jaunty step.
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My first decree would be to boycott anything Belgian.National anthem should be Ziggy Stardust by Mr Bowie.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:35,
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But the beer, Blouso. The beer...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:37,
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Well, of course, no one can touch the British for decent beer.But I like to try new things.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:40,
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There really is very little the Belgians have done with beer that the Germans have not done as well or better.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:39,
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Belgos, the resturant, is AMAZIN(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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I long ago decided that if I were in charge of making rules for this country, there would be one summer weekend a year when all tourists were banned from London. Just one, and I'm happy for any other major world city to do the same. And I'd ban Umbrellas. It rains in this country a lot, and as everyone appears to still not have managed to learn to use an umbrella with any consideration for anyone else, they don't get to use them at all.
Alt: Anyone who complains about The Olympics.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:35,
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First decree: forced devoloution for the provinces, let the fuckers fend for them selves.Might be worth looking at cutting The North loose too.
Alt:At the moment Gonz and hippies are looking favourite.
AltAlt: Reasons to be cheerful. I can't remember who suggested it, but I think its perfect
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:37,
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Stop pretending you are Northern.What other make believe thing do you think you are? An Elf? An Pixie? An Eskimo?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41,
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I am northern.I'm also a quarter Dutch and that's even more northern.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:42,
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The most northerly point of the Netherlands is at the same latitude as Grimsby.(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Then why do they get so much snow and Grimsby doesn't.ANSWER ME THAT MR CLEVER CLOGS : )
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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Erm, they don't reallybut if they did it would be because they have a continental climate rather than an oceanic one like we do.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:52,
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I was being silly.Hence the grin at the end. Surprisingly I'm not as stupid as I appear to be.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:53,
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sorry, I'm not getting silly at the momentI blame my lungs' current constant attempts to live a new life outside my body.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:54,
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I did know it was something to do with climate but not sure how.So thank you for telling me the answer.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:58,
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mediating influence of the ocean, innit?So we're cooler in the summer and warmer in the winter (and wetter all the time) than the equivalent latitude in a large continent like europe or the US.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:04,
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see also: all of the US bar Alaska.which is further south than Paris but still gets significant snowfall.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:54,
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And Half GermanBarely British at all really.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:44,
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I only said maybeIt's not that I don't like you people, but I have my subjects to consider. And you'd really be happier with your own kind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41,
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But just think, The North as it's own country...No poxie southerners cluttering up the place, all the whippets you can eat.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:44,
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You're south of Leeds too, aren't you?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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Manchester is south of Leeds, I'm sure of it(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:53,
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Annexing the nicer parts of France would be on my list in the long term.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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We should start by reclaiming CalaisThen expand from there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:56,
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Works for me.It's a shame I shall have to execute you or you'd make a good adviser.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:01,
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Yes but I need all the range I can muster to find a man.Cutting off half the country will lessen my chances.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:48,
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I'll also be increasing your hunting ground by annexing France.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:02,
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Actually thinking about it The North can stayI'n the longer term I'd want this country to have a manufacturing industry once again and we'd need workers. Also the North might not be so grim if the mills opened again and they had some money.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:47,
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'No benders'Alt: benders
Alt alt: ‘Tell Me Why (I don’t like benders)’ by Electric Head Funk
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:39,
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I'd ask everyone to write me a letter telling me what they thought my first decree should beAlt: You
AltAlt: I'd keep the tune for God save the Queen but remove all references to God and the Monarchy.
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WormuIus, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:39,
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Oh come on, it is an awful dreary dirge.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41,
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Save our gracious, long live our, save the, send victorious, happy and glorious, long to us, save the.(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Actually I'd be quite tempted to reform a couple of lawsMurder/manslaughter needs a fresh look and I'd reclassify controlled drugs on objective, harm principles.
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WormuIus, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:43,
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I would have a place where people go to and legally buy some drugs, but it's backed up with advice.And you'll have a card that tells the place what you've taken, so they can help someone who's heavily on the smack to get off it, or they'll be able to give someone who wants a buzz some drugs to go on a night out something safe and medical grade.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:51,
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nothing's "safe" whether or not it's medical grade.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:56,
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You know what I mean.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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Well, not reallyI don't object to decriminalising drugs, but actively encouraging those who just want "a buzz on a night out" doesn't really strike me as a good idea.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:02,
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Square.*trots out old argument about alcohol being a drug and refers to smoking related deaths*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:03,
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I don't think we should be encouraging drinking or smoking either.Except for me, because I like booze.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:04,
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Since humans first walked the earth we've been trying to get off our tits.It's just a matter of finding out how to do it fairly safely.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:08,
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I don't think "we", who ever "we" is in this context, I suspect you mean the government, should encourage anything.Personally I'd make it all legal, as clean/safe as medically possible, tax it in proportion the the amount of extra work it was expected to cause for the NHS, make sure everyone was as well informed as possible about the risks and then let them get on with it like rational adults.
For the record, other than the occasional spliff I don't do drugs and don't even drink that much, this is a principal, not just some stoner saying "hey man, all drugs should be legal man"
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:14,
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Well, when I say "we" in this context I usually mean the medical communityand your plan is the only rational solution apart from the minor flaw that at least 25% of the population are screaming fucktards with less intelligence than my office door.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:16,
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Oh look, you just said what I did down there, but more concisely and coherently.(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:21, Reply)
no, I just did it with more swears.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:24,
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At least 25%but this is not a flaw in my plan it's a flaw in society, you either have to declare those 25% incompetent and not let them vote or run their own affairs, or just accept that they are adults with the same rights as the rest of us.
Personally I'd have a sliding scare of citizenship based on tests both of knowledge and intelligence. I'd also have compulsory contraception for all from puberty, only reversible after you have proved you can support and care for a child.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:25,
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The second point is one that should be considered.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:36,
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This is all perfectly reasonablebut the one thing you overlook is that large numbers of people are complete fuckwits who need to have everything explained to them VERY SLOWLY and will still go and do whatever the fuck they like and won't give a shit about the consequences.
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you forgot the least popular statute of allthe prescription act 1832
"whose survival on the statute books for 170 years goes to show that, indeed, only the good die young"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:52,
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First would be to abolish Sunday trading laws, as they're a fucking stupid idea.Alt: The EDL.
Alt Alt: Itchycoo Park, because I just heard it on the radio, and it really is an excellent track.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:41,
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I think ‘Tin Soldier’, ‘What You Gonna Do About it’ and ‘Rollin’ Over’ are superior Small Faces songs. If you don’t know them, you should have a listen. You should also check out their version of You Need Lovin’ on their first LP to see from where Led Zeppelin shamelessly ripped off much of Whole Lotta Love.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:50,
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Shall certainly give them a listen at some point(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:52,
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Is there a royal thrown? I mean, where the queen sits, does she have more than one chair or does she take it around with her?I would make it my mission to take a wank-and-dump in every room in buckingham palace. First up against the wall would be anyone who says they'll have me up against the wall, because if I get them first, I'll be OK. BAGSY I GO FIRST. ha, win.
Our national anthem would be "Stay" by Lisa Loeb.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:44,
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Oh dear lord all might dyazipam when you need it is WONDERFUL. Nyom nyom nyom, numb feelings.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:44,
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lovely stuff.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:01,
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First decree would be that all fat munters must keep themselves covered up at all times - even in summerAlt: Piers Morgan, followed by Louis Walsh
ALtAlt: I'm with Billy Connolly on this - the Archers theme
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first decree: audi has to give me an R8. one of those dark shiny purple ones.second decree: everyone else get the fuck off the roads.
alt: kate middleton. she'd be boring even in death.
alt alt: "killing in the name of". with bonus choruses of "fuck you, i won't do what you tell me".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:45,
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Dark shiny purple one?You madam, are clearly obsessed with the boaby
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huh?what the hell is that?
who wouldn't want this????
www.madwhips.com/velvet-purple-audi-r8/
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:49,
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me, because it's a fucking Audi.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:57,
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it's not just any old audiit's an R8.
i saw one in knightsbridge the other night. FIT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:58,
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My neighbor has one.It's OK, and they are supposed to be good to drive. But it's still spending the wrong side of £80K on a bloody tarted Volkswagen.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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you haven't read my post, have youaudi has to GIVE it to me.
god, how did you get a reputation for being clever around here, eh?
also, this neighbour of yours. is he hot?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:05,
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yes, I got that.Wherupon anyone with any sense would sell it and use the money to buy a proper car.
Edit - who said it was a he?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:06,
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you can still get your hockey sticks in the boot, daisymy imagination did. it also imagined him buffing it, topless.
don't let me down.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:10,
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He is a he.I think he might be a touch chunky for your topless buffing to work well for you, but, I dunno, depends how much you're prepared to give up on attractiveness to trade for a car you could buy yourself in a couple of years, really.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:13,
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attractiveness is actually fairly irrelevantis he mercurially intelligent, fiercely witty, and damn sexy??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:38,
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Aint it better than the 911? There's fewer of them so still different when you see em, and the 911 now is a tarted VW if your thinking is applied, along with Bentley, Lamborghini and Bugatti
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:09,
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i actually prefer the mercedes/maclaren onei got about 95% of the way to orgasm checking one of those out in the showroom.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:11,
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SLR or SLS?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:12,
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i have no idea!i just creamed myself and walked off with shaking knees
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:24,
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greatnow my trainee knows how i sound when i come.
and she's a girl.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:38,
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Too batmobile and too many footballers chroming them outI were sat in a SLS at the garage the other week, flicking all the switches and that, god I was so cool
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:13,
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The SLR is, yep.but isn't the SLS McMerc too?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:14,
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Nerp, they got McLaren to do one - I suppose they've got that MP4 to play with now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:16,
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ah, rightho.That MP4-12 thing is pretty. But it'll explode after 10 miles, I'm sure.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:18,
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£168k base or something and parking sensors are an extraFuck right off
Disclaimer: I would in no way ever trouble their order books in any event
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:22,
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costs is meaningless, though, innit?they can charge what they like and they'll sell out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:25,
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wouldn't buy any of them either.Although at least Lambos have some presence.
I suppose it depends on what you mean by "better" and anything is subjective at that level of car .. I just find them a little dull and soul-less.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:11,
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I wouldn'tBut you could have guessed that.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:04,
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"banned from touching, feeling or measuring muscles, asking people to do squat exercises in public"That's a terribly specific Prevention Order.
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I started writing a song about him called Sexual ASBO
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:50,
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My mates band wrote one about him called 'Purple Reign', which amused me(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:54,
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I heard that song Stacey's Mom was written about your mumFountains of Wayne are rampant Necrophiles
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Of course it was(!)You fucking dolt.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:57,
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do you reckon your dad still thinks about her when he spills his mess in Mummy2?(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)
no no noyou're missing the point. he's not a pathetic lonely weirdo who gets his kicks by being an arsehole online because he is missing a life.
he's actually a misunderstood subversive genius who is actually befriending AA to MAKE A POINT.
don't you get it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:07,
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NopeI think he's an internet shut-in who was bullied at school and beaten by his parents.
He finds solace in being a keyboard warrior and engaging in sexual relations with his sister.
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and putting himself on the internet in a kilt(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:21,
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Bert did.Quentin isn't Bert though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:49,
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Definetly not bert is all.He'd have outed himself by now if it was.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:04,
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So it's someone's fault if they were bullied at school and they're the ones who are in the 'wrong' ?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:21,
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Not at all Gonz, you're missing my point.Instead of dealing with it and moving on, he's made a conscious decision to be a helmet for the rest of his life.
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It sounded like you were looking down on him for being bullied Some people were bullied or are bullies because they're just natural born dicks.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:44,
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Can an internet sockpuppet make a conscious decision?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:49,
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Of courseIt's a just a real-life person behind the keyboard, innit?
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The point he made about SOME people being 'allowed' to make jokes about AA's mother and others not being allowed was a valid point.Suddenly pretending to be offended by dead mother jokes when they were pissing themselves at whichever popular b3tans' dead mother jokes the week previous is one of the things that does my head in abotu this place.
Outrage and mock-outrage.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:13,
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There's a difference between something said in good humour and something said to upset and offend.And I'm pretty sure AA knows the difference too.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:19,
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You know I love you BGBbut how can you possibly tell if someone is doing it in a humorous way or not when it's all just text? I say some horrible things about some people and yet they still come out drinking with me, even that Roota is nice to me in person and I hate her accent and I'm always worried she's going to crush me against the wall and then steal my wallet.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:31,
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You get to know the cut of a man's jib in this place.(
girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:33,
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Especially when you get really drunk and then invite him into your bedroom.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:35,
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I'm outraged by your responseMy mother is fine though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:19,
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You heartless cow!Now I'm going to get bullied by Quents
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:55,
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I have no problem with anyone actually making jokes about my mother, if one of his were funny, I'd laughHowever, a joke needs to at least be slightly clever, not just 'LOL ur mums dead LOL', which is pretty much what Quentin insisted on typing over and over again, setting out to get a rise.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:22,
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that was his shit shovelling excuse after he realised that he'd gone too far, thoughat the time he was just revelling in being a spiteful little cunt, however he wriggles around now like a worm in a sack trying to "justify" it.
you are right, but i don't believe it applies to quenbert, i think he's just... odd.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:23,
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Quintin is bert? =/(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:24,
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No, he isn't.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:50,
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Much like your shit shovelling excuse when Darth Foxtrot (of all people, oh the humiliation)pointed out you were merely being a spiteful cow when you were picking on Bella.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:26,
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ah, alhow i will miss you at the party next year.
sorry, i meant "nobody".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:40,
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You'll miss me at the "nobody" next year?That makes no sense Swipe, I hope someone else proof reads your documents.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:45,
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you can go out with quentin insteadyou don't spoil a pair
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:49,
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I love K-Midz, she's hotnot like those chunky birds you get on the internet
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The amount of attention the media gives to her sister's arse,annoys me greatly. It's an arse, we've only seen it covered with a sodding dress.
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thats true, i dint think it were out specialunlike you, fucken downs syndrome special needs kid spastic cunt
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You could never bully me in a million years, you blithering imbecile.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:57,
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a blithering imbecile with a well-balanced cheque book, his own home, car and business, and no addictions to speak ofyou fucken failed, piss-poor excuse for a human being
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oh fuck, i give up njow, fuck i'm leaving the hole internet3evergudbai
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You're an internet fantasistand you are illiterate. And you fucked your sister.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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i donno why you keep barking up that tree, failurecan't you change the record?
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It’s some lost-it autist who posts drivel every fifteen seconds.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:01,
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is he one of those? hahahahahaweak little girly man needs some testicles
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My mother has plenty of money you weird prick(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:05,
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i meant my balance, been in the black my whole lifedo you know what thats like you utter fail?
(, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)
well yeahgotta pay that dole in somewhere, right loserchops?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:08,
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All cycling to be banned from everywhere forever.Alt: Bono.
AltAlt: God Save Our Gracious Battered, Long Live Our Noble Battered etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 13:57,
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*Adds Battered to The List*Shame, I quite liked you.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:07,
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You're probably not interested any more, and i'm really busy so I was late posting this reposonse, but in case you are still interestedwww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1469052
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Bazongaloid, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:00,
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Assuming that was aimed at me, I agree.However this and previous governments have failed to take this approach on anything, crying shame. See also: drugs policy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:09,
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TORI AMOS should be brought before me.In a tight dress.
Holding a large tub of jam.
THEN YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:54,
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DON'T YOU DARE JUDGE ME!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:56,
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I wasn't judging.I'm always on the look out for new perversions I've not tried/heard of. Just wondering what you'd do with it, lick it off her? A bit sickly for me, use it as lube? I'd worry about seeds under the foreskin. Please enlighten me, if it's any good I'll give it a go.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:03,
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I think that's what americans call jelly, technically.but I take you point. There always that cheap stuff that's made from apples and pears, I suppose taste is pretty optional at this point and I suppose the consistence might create a nice level of added friction...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:06,
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You can get seedless strawberry jam.For the kiddies what don't like seeds.
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girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:10,
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Yeah, but I think that's technically Jellyjust sold as jam. /who cares I don't think I could countenance strawberry jam, even a lube.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 15:13,
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I thought she was more of a cornflake girl than a jam one(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 14:57,
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i liked this oneits a shame i missed most of it, does anyone feel like gettin angry with me right now?
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