Anyone new who comes here gets accused of being Bert.
A mental chappie who admitted to bonking his half sister when she was slightly under age. Cue internet breakdown and re-appearance of Quentin who is the new Bert.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:18, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Ah thank you very much BGB. Surely a massive drugs/honda accord story no?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

It was fucking epic : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Still available to read somewhere on here?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Not sure. He was banned so I don't know what happens to his posts.
I would imagine so but not sure how to track it down.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

gaz chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Here are some of your new classmates
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10973
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I still lol at some of them
Micropenis man for example, I can't believe no one ripped the piss out of him, different times
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I think the phrase, 'there but for the grace of God go I', may have put guys off taking the piss.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

It all looks right fucking Claire Raynor

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Fantastic! I searched "Bert sister" that brought up some gems... "berts of a feather"
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

That sums it up really
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860067
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Any news on the mental health of his sprog? I've yet to hear any related stories on the news.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)