Lamb chop recipe please, I'm hungry
what's up tonight freaks, geeks and dickheads?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:26, 122 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Get a lamb chop. Stick in a pan. Cook it and eat.
Veg curry and beer. Oh and writing xmas cards.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:28, Reply)

mmm, deliciously unhelpful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Any better?
www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/search?keywords=lamb+chop&x=0&y=0
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

very thank you blousie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Your welcome!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:06, Reply)

pitta bread
archery, rice cake. Possibly hot chocolate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:29, Reply)

What else do you have in the house??
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:36, Reply)

**WARNING EDGY ACCOUNT WARNING**

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Where's your warning? Eh? Eh?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

I'm not sure we'll cope here with this edginess

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:47, Reply)

FUCKING BUTTER

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:40, Reply)

CUNT HERBS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

SHITTING CHILLI MINGE

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:42, Reply)

Fucking done. Fucking cook it in butter. Shut it down!
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:41, Reply)

Alright b3th

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Haha really? What have it away?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:50, Reply)

Extreme boredom levels

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:57, Reply)

Unfortunately I'm not b3th. Just another humourless poster.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:58, Reply)

fluffybunnykiller.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 18:59, Reply)

Nope. Brand new and shiny with a massive target painted on my back.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:01, Reply)

Welcome.
What brings you to OT?
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

The menu at the top of the page, probably.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:07, Reply)

desperate loneliness, agrophobia and stubbornly intact virginity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

+ morbidly obese

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

+ mental

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Haha ok I could do with losing a few pounds thanks. But my BMI is safely under 30. I've been a long time lurker, just moved to a new city so yeah I'm feeling a bit lonely. I've always liked the cut of OT's jib!
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:12, Reply)

seriously, don't feed rory

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I'll get the knack of publishing a completely faultless post one day.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Well not after midnight anyway.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:19, Reply)

*adjusts jib*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

Oh and I've been inside a lady with my weewee, not including mother. During gestation.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*bertlols*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:15, Reply)

Noob translation please?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:16, Reply)

Anyone new who comes here gets accused of being Bert.
A mental chappie who admitted to bonking his half sister when she was slightly under age. Cue internet breakdown and re-appearance of Quentin who is the new Bert.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

Ah thank you very much BGB. Surely a massive drugs/honda accord story no?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

It was fucking epic : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:21, Reply)

Still available to read somewhere on here?
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

Not sure. He was banned so I don't know what happens to his posts.
I would imagine so but not sure how to track it down.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

gaz chompy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:26, Reply)

Here are some of your new classmates
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=10973
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:30, Reply)

I still lol at some of them
Micropenis man for example, I can't believe no one ripped the piss out of him, different times
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:31, Reply)

I think the phrase, 'there but for the grace of God go I', may have put guys off taking the piss.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

It all looks right fucking Claire Raynor

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:42, Reply)

Fantastic! I searched "Bert sister" that brought up some gems... "berts of a feather"
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:32, Reply)

That sums it up really
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post860067
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Any news on the mental health of his sprog? I've yet to hear any related stories on the news.
(Gordon_FUCKING_Ramsey, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Oh, not interested anymore, hope you don't mind.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:18, Reply)

I said lamb chops

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:02, Reply)

As endorsed by Marlon Brando

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 8:25, Reply)

I'm eating olives whilst smoking Camel Blues and listening to Starfucker.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:04, Reply)

You are all kinds of wrong

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:11, Reply)

He seems a bit 'European' to me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:13, Reply)

Le bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

I take that as a compliment.
And I am part Spanish I suppose. I wish I was a mard arse Frenchman though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Two flavours good with lamb:
Black pudding and cabbage. TRUFAX.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:14, Reply)

*ponders*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:17, Reply)

*panders*

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:18, Reply)

*fails to reproduce*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

I would imagine once was enough.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:20, Reply)

misses wants 3...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:22, Reply)

Hahahahahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:24, Reply)

2 will do for me
then off to the tube tie-ers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:25, Reply)

I made lamb burgers with black pudding on top and savoy cabbage instead of lettuce
Marvellous.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:39, Reply)

I'm back, I am making red wine and rosemary sauce, tahnks for nothing OT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Well bugger you too.
I've just joined the B3ta clique on facebook, so there. No escaping this place now.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 19:58, Reply)

is there a B3ta appreciation group?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

There is.
Sorry I took so long to reply. Been away doing auntie duties.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:37, Reply)

Put in a sandwich bag the following
- Lamb Chops
- Greek Yoghurt
- Grayham Masala
- Sliced up red onions, not to thin, not to thick
- tomarto paste
- minced garlic
- minced ginger
- Some chilis if you want.

Mosh it about and leave in the fridge for an hour or two, even over night if you can.

Get a griddle pan as hot as you can, take the lamb chop out, put it fat-side-down (you'll need to hold it upright) for about 2 minutes, and then let it go down to about 2-3 minutes on each side.... on the last minute, pour all the bag contents into it.

Serve on a flatbread.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

sounds awesome, but too late my friend too late
I may tap you up for this another time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

If you want a quick one, put some salt on them, then put them on a rack in the oven for about 45 minutes at 180ish 'till they're chard and crispy, and server with Mint Jelly (not mint sauce).

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Tonight for dinner I am having Awesome Best Ever Chicken Sandwich
- Bu
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:05, Reply)

Take lamb chop. Bin. Buy a better cut of meat.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:09, Reply)

balh blah blah
whats up prison shoes?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:10, Reply)

He's Scottish. Isn't that enough?

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:55, Reply)

What I dont' get, right, yeah', you know how the travelers from the Gypsy Wedding show tried to sue the show for a million quid.
Why are they doing another show?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

i'm back, chumps
what's bubbling?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:33, Reply)

My libido.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:38, Reply)

oh oh - everyone duck!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:50, Reply)

i'm watching masterchef final

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:51, Reply)

i just spent my pennies on a bow
so, is the mastercheff man saying lots of innuendoy things?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:52, Reply)

they're not that involved in the final
"OOhhhhh, that creaminess on my tongue"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:54, Reply)

i have not watched it since the days
of that dude who makes pasta sauces now, and the opening titles with a flying egg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

"oooh, your squirrel is moist"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:56, Reply)

goddamn it is
and it's after the nuts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:57, Reply)

"just put it in your mouth and taste it"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)

He's ace and his sauces are nice too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:58, Reply)

"I'm a virgin when it comes to all this fish"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 20:59, Reply)

I don't doubt it.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:07, Reply)

I've had a least one go

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:12, Reply)

i assumed you just got someone with a pippette to do it for you

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:14, Reply)

Evenin' all
I'm back from my ghost walk and still defrosting. Bugge just remembered I need a loaf of bread. Brb.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:37, Reply)

BOOOOOO!

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Aight B girl?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:39, Reply)

Shhhhh!
I'm scaring CQ.
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)

You scare all of us.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:41, Reply)

Thanks for that Dozer.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:42, Reply)

bakaaarkk!
(i'm a poutryguiest
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:45, Reply)

You're a daft bird, that's what you are.

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Oh, and indeed, dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

*jumps in fear, about half a second too late to be convincing*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 21:59, Reply)

How was the tour?

( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Well the ghost bits were all bollocks, but I got to see some interesting bits of southwark that I may show you next time you're down
cross bones graveyard was interesting. Google will tell you more than I could.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:02, Reply)

Sounds like my cup of tea.
And with that I'm off to bed. Night : )
( girlinthehole, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:04, Reply)

I think it would be.
www.crossbones.org.uk/

night night
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:12, Reply)

My mum goes on walks every friday, gets to see all sorts of bits about london.
Her favorite one I think was the jack the ripper one they did.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:15, Reply)

ther's some great stuff out there.
it's so easy to walk or cycle past it if you're not looking.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Evening Ape
Pork, apple & spinach curry for me, was rather good, if I do say so myself.

Now, a film and a couple of beers, methinks.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Black mirror just made me do a sad
:'(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:34, Reply)

Poor Cavey.
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:40, Reply)

am I that pitiable?
today I was a vhs monster and later a student got wrapped in clingfilm. It was an interesting day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Sounds cool
Were you like Betamax on Boosh? I don't know if you're pitiable, but it did /ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:46, Reply)

lots of people said that
but it was a couple of VHS tapes we wrecked - one on photography in france and one on advertising or something. Anyway, I think my boss was a little perturbed. Probably even more so later when the other lecturer showed her a picture of the studio covered in video tape and scrunched up newspaper.

I was concerned that I had become pitiable since you've said it before
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Cavey does look dead hard.
is a better /ac, so is
Cavy Hood, Cavy Hood, riding through the glen
Cavy started with teh grooming, I think she has 'dibs'
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:54, Reply)

hehe
feel much better for that. I don't have /ac on, except on my netbook.

Anyway, gotta fly, I need a bath and sleep.

laters
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

Laters.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:56, Reply)

My /ac list for "Poor" includes you b3th and Amberl.
you and b3th get 2 entries each, Ambers, only one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:48, Reply)

then I am pitiable
or just a total beaker. Possibly both
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:50, Reply)

So it would seem.
Sorry to be the bearer and all that.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:52, Reply)

tikka stylee
marinate in yoghurt and tikka stuff

grill

serve with tennis racquet
( boff FL OZ, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:53, Reply)

ACE!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 22:57, Reply)

This week I've watched Senna and another film about TT racing on the Isle of Man.
I've polished off the first series of Mongrels and now I'm digging through the second. Man, that makes me laugh. It's like a nugget of amusement in a mine of crappy boredom.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 13 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)

I don't like The Smiths.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 13 Dec 2011, 23:14, Reply)