And the pampering?
Is there pampering?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 11:59, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Allow me ...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

She's been out of nappies for AGES now.
Do keep up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

*joke about old husband*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

*gets joke*

*lols*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

I had a lie in until he fetched me a cup of tea and a birthday card
but only because he found out last night that I was expecting a birthday card, and I had to stay in bed while he dashed out this morning to buy one.
The great muppet.

he's taking me out for dinner later though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

TO THE PIER? !!"1!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Been there, done that.
Do keep up.
Tonight will be currytiem!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Yay!
What curry?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Don't know.
I might not even decide until I get there! How's THAT for crazy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

That's my kind of crazy!
You go girl!

*clicks fingers*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Mmmm Hmmmmm!
*does that weird head side to side movement thing*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Well that's something
Perhaps your friends on OffTopic could conjure oh-so-realistic demands for you to make of Mr b3th
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)

I think TGB already did.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Can't beat a good waddle

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)

You'd know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

Oh no you ditn't!
*snaps*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

I think you mean me.
I think Grammsie may take offence at you mistaking us.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Oops.
I stand corrected. Sorry Sir.
I think it must have been the talk of john wayning that confused me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 12:52, Reply)