When I was about 12 I accidentally switched my Mum's Chest Freezer off when turning the shed lights out after feeding the gerbil one evening.*
Nobody noticed until I spotted it 24 hours later when feeding the gerbil again, so I just switched it back on.

That Sunday she cooked the lamb that had been stored in it. That night I shat my bed. As did my younger brother. I believe my Dad just avoided doing the same.

I still don't really enjoy lamb.



*fucking hell, that sounds like one giant euphemism.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sunday shart
Is feeding the gerbil like feeding the pony, only for 12 year olds?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

why was your mum freezing her chest?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Breasticles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Testaries!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Hey!

(Kid Presentable, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Ah! That's why that sounded familiar.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

fallopian cubes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Sorry,

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Nah, 'scool
Breasticles is a lovely word, and should be used by all
(Kid Presentable, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I agree

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

it was instrumental in me dumping my ex once

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

His were bigger?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

He decided he prefered the gender that doesn't have them?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

DIFFERENT EX!
the word just makes me cringe. it is up there with that guy my friend dated, dr hugz4uLOL
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I actually think i agree with you on this one.
If a woman referred to her breasticles I'd be straight out the door.

cf. Mimsy
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

flower?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

What's up, petal?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

nothing
sadly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Oh, I say!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)