Thanks DF. I was having a good day until you mentioned that fat cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:50, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How do you know she's got a fat cunt?
It's not unlikely, granted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's marked on Google Earth as an unnatural hazard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It casts a shadow that can be seen from the moon.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I found out by playing Trivial Pursuit the other night that the Great Barrier Reef is the only living thing visible from space
Possibly the questions were written BK

Which is where she was at the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

thats an urban legend and not actually true, Mattel really need to hire better fact checkers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Nah that's bollocks kiddo
My Dad agreed and he knows fucking everything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

pretty sure your dads wrong, i've been into space

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

No, no, you SHOULD be shot into space
From a giant fucking cannon. Not the same thing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

don't you start
i mean technically it wasn't space ok i admit it, but it was the vomit comet and i didn't see the reef
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

You are getting confused with the Great Wall of China myth
which is that it's the only man-made thing visible from space, I expect. That one actually is bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Bastard!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

pretty sure you're wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I thought the Chinese were meant to be hard workers
Lazy shites
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I think you're confusing it with The Great Wall Of China.
Although your point about fact checkers stands, as that also made it into Trivial Pursuit as being visible from space.


Also, I can't believe I answered you seriously.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

well iof more people did and stopped with the nasty insults we might all get along better
no?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

OK Mr 'your all dftyh fucken pricks fdsgfgghhf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

glad thats all cleared up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Well if you stop acting like a dick, I'll stop treating you like one.
Deal?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

i do try

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing.
I'm losing my mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

deep breaths, take it easy, we ain't want no troubel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Fuck that, spy satellites can see a fly from space.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

wehat kind of fly?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Horse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

NOW I'M REAL FUCKEN LOST
can you see a horse or a fly from space? or both?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Or, perhaps, a horse fly?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

id din't know the two could interbreed?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

A horse fucking a fly.
Fucking its brains, RIGHT OUT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

taht just isn't going to work
i mean i can imagine a fly going up a mares bottom and it going into a teleport machine and geena davis being involved somehow

but thats it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Okay, how about that Jeff Goldblum being fucked by a horse?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

God, I'm so jaded on internet porn that even that doesn't turn me on.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Did Shaun Ryder's career no harm at all

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

And Jeff LOVED it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Internet gold

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

He twisted his melons man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah but humans don't have spy satellites for eyes
Apart from Geordi La Forge, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

So the question is wrong then. And fucking stupid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

And G'Kar.
No, wait, he isn't a human. As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He deserved the upgrade though
La Forge was just lazy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

yeah.
Fancy being born blind. Lazy cunt.

so when are you getting fitted with yours?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

As soon as they fucking invent them
And I win the lottery

So probably tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)