OH MAN
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=WTpldq3myV0
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:26, 106 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

AWESOMES

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Superb

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You actually like something other than your child, girlfriend, shit music, food, booze and drugs?
Fucking hell.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Yes. Swords.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:40, Reply)

+ ornamental Star Trek

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:41, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Did Kroney ever get that fucking Star Trek dressing gown?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

I'm getting a Jedi robe dressing gown for Christmas
ENVY ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

envy BUM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Oh dear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

*basks in envy*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:04, Reply)

They're on sale in a shop I know
I am absolutely rigid in anticipation.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Have you done any more 'moving house' stuff yet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:35, Reply)

I haven't had time
Work's been crazy these last three months or so. I have repeatedly tried to get my council tax sorted out but the council I'm moving to only accept emails, of which I have sent two. They politely told me when I phoned them that yes, they have received my application, and no they won't be doing anything about it for a while.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:41, Reply)

And the resulting headless drug dealers

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

The one invariably leads to the other, in my experience.
How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I've also found that
there's not much space under the patio left.

I'm alright thanks, how about your good self?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:00, Reply)

(don't mention the drugs, shhhh)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

poor lizrad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

That is the cutest reptile since Kerry Katona

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

lizards don't get that fat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:44, Reply)

She was an experiment to prove they do

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Also, Lizards turn their noses up at a tray of Iceland Chinese Duck On A Stick. KK doesn't.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Good point
Live insects are fine, but Iceland nosh is another matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

I'm waiting for YouTube to throw up the video of her
pawing at the screen as prawn vol-a-vaunts and mini hot dogs scroll down a conveyer belt.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Hahaha
Have my only click of the day thus far
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Thanks DF. I was having a good day until you mentioned that fat cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

How do you know she's got a fat cunt?
It's not unlikely, granted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)

It's marked on Google Earth as an unnatural hazard.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

It casts a shadow that can be seen from the moon.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I found out by playing Trivial Pursuit the other night that the Great Barrier Reef is the only living thing visible from space
Possibly the questions were written BK

Which is where she was at the time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:57, Reply)

thats an urban legend and not actually true, Mattel really need to hire better fact checkers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Nah that's bollocks kiddo
My Dad agreed and he knows fucking everything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:08, Reply)

pretty sure your dads wrong, i've been into space

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

No, no, you SHOULD be shot into space
From a giant fucking cannon. Not the same thing.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

don't you start
i mean technically it wasn't space ok i admit it, but it was the vomit comet and i didn't see the reef
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

You are getting confused with the Great Wall of China myth
which is that it's the only man-made thing visible from space, I expect. That one actually is bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Bastard!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

pretty sure you're wrong

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I thought the Chinese were meant to be hard workers
Lazy shites
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I think you're confusing it with The Great Wall Of China.
Although your point about fact checkers stands, as that also made it into Trivial Pursuit as being visible from space.


Also, I can't believe I answered you seriously.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

well iof more people did and stopped with the nasty insults we might all get along better
no?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

OK Mr 'your all dftyh fucken pricks fdsgfgghhf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

glad thats all cleared up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Well if you stop acting like a dick, I'll stop treating you like one.
Deal?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

i do try

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

I was just thinking the same thing.
I'm losing my mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

deep breaths, take it easy, we ain't want no troubel

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

Fuck that, spy satellites can see a fly from space.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:15, Reply)

wehat kind of fly?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Horse.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

NOW I'M REAL FUCKEN LOST
can you see a horse or a fly from space? or both?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Or, perhaps, a horse fly?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

id din't know the two could interbreed?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

A horse fucking a fly.
Fucking its brains, RIGHT OUT.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

taht just isn't going to work
i mean i can imagine a fly going up a mares bottom and it going into a teleport machine and geena davis being involved somehow

but thats it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

Okay, how about that Jeff Goldblum being fucked by a horse?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

God, I'm so jaded on internet porn that even that doesn't turn me on.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

Did Shaun Ryder's career no harm at all

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

And Jeff LOVED it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

Internet gold

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

He twisted his melons man.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Yeah but humans don't have spy satellites for eyes
Apart from Geordi La Forge, obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

So the question is wrong then. And fucking stupid.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

And G'Kar.
No, wait, he isn't a human. As you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

He deserved the upgrade though
La Forge was just lazy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

yeah.
Fancy being born blind. Lazy cunt.

so when are you getting fitted with yours?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

As soon as they fucking invent them
And I win the lottery

So probably tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

She used to live across the road from my boss

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

i don't like taht you've been ignored here agnostic so i'm going to say thats nice
thats nice
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That is actually awesome.
Best internet thing all day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:50, Reply)

HPBD
Can't help but wonder if he's really hungry and confused now though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Aw, I hadn't thought of that.
Now I'm all sad for him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

That was my thought process.
It kind of went 'Ah, Funny! Aw, Cute! Oh, Cruel?'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

I'm sure his owner feeds him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)

No, he just has hundreds in a big aquarium.
He starves them one at a time to make them do that trick then flushes them down the toilet.

It's true, I read it online.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I read it online it's a Trivial Pursuit question.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

yueah but if you were a bit stupid and i put down a picture of a food you liked and you kept pawing at the picture wouldn't that be cruel?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

If it went on for days, perhaps

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

fair argument, reasonably put

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

if???




Just kidding Monty, I love you really, hahahaha...
*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

pffft, best thing i saw all day
(and not cos you were calling him stupid, its the bottom bit i like)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

You beast, you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

Sorry Monty
I'm bored. I have to make my fun where I can.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Quite alright.
Particularly on this, your 'special day'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:26, Reply)

I'm always special
That's what my mummy says, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

DAILYMAIL must be informed

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:01, Reply)

Unlike its readers, eh readers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I often play games with my tongue.
Poor bearded dragon, bet he was like WTF?!?! AM I BROKEN?!?!?! WHY CAN'T I EAT THE ANTS!?!?!?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

my friend has a bearded dragon and i fed him some locusts
it was alright
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:14, Reply)

I quite like lizards, they look like they just don't give a fuck.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

That's exactly how I feel about Monty.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:16, Reply)

you mean the mod gazzer?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

the lyrical gangster

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:19, Reply)

MURDERER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

GAAAAAAAAAAAAY

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

yeah, that didn't come across as the insult I intended it to, did it?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:20, Reply)

It made you look like an EPIC CHUTNEY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

Nope, it came across like bumlove.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:21, Reply)

There is little I can say here that can make this any better.
So I am just going to back away with what little dignity I can muster and leave it at that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

You hear that Monty? He'll push back for you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:24, Reply)

*smoothes eyebrowns, checks breath, splashes on the Brut*

*puts on 'Night to Remember' by Shalamar*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:27, Reply)

Pffft
That sounded rude.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

LOLOLOLOL CUM ACROSS A BUM!!!!!!111!!1!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:25, Reply)

I keep singing this to myself now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Dec 2011, 17:39, Reply)