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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Pretending to be shitting?
Although I must say I did once pretend to have the squits to get out of doing something I didn't really fancy on holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 8:59, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Fucks sake DG
You're married to her now, you're going to have to sleep with her eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)
I wondered how long it would take...
it was some crappy water park, akshully. It looked... unsafe.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
I was going to do it as a narrative, but I couldn't be arsed.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Nothing wrong with pretending to be shitting.
Thats how I got so good a Tetris again.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
I now imagine that your poo comes out shaped like Tetris blocks
Everyone appreciates the long straight one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:10, Reply)
Those massive square ones are a nightmare I tell you.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
You need lube
Or just a spot of... loosening
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
From you that sounds like an offer.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Is that the sound of Darth stepping up to the plate I hear?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
Is this Darth offering to help?

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Has anyone mentioned that this sounds like you are offering?

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I'd like to join in the suggesting that this is Darth offering to help.
I'm not sure what it means though because I know nothing about bumming and bummers.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Pfft
Yeah...of COURSE you don't
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
This is definitely not an offer
*holds out palm, waits for it to be crossed with silver*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

silver cock

Hur hur
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Fuck yeah.
I get two or three extra half hour breaks out of the "shitting" scam.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)

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