Sleep apnoea
Turkey is of poor quality and bloody expensive for what it is. Bloody traditions.
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:12, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

My Dad has this
He was so proud to be diagnosed with "heroic snoring"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Yep, me too.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

Hello "kid Presentable"
Tell me three things about you please
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:14, Reply)

He's good, I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Cheers Monty

(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)

Don't listen to him, he's the worst one here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)

...says the worst one here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)

I'd like to know why he's into kids

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Well we'd ALL like to know that

(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Three? That seems like a lot
I'm married with children
I like playing guitar
I'm not terribly keen on Christmas
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Hang on
That makes you me (apart from the "into kids")
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I'm very much not into kids
I thought I liked children, right up until the point that I had my own.
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I get this but I've trained myself to sleep on my side or front so it doesn't happen because it is well fucking scary and you wake up paralysed and breathless

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, I bet
My missus has told me that she reckons I get it from time to time. Would I know if I had it?
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:22, Reply)

dunno. I do
It starts with a nightmare for me
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)

lolfatty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)

HA I AM AS WELL!

(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

If you wake up regularly feeling as if you've had a shit night's sleep, then yes.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

they should try not being hideous fatties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)

NEVER

(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)

I don't think I've had a good night's sleep in years
Maybe I'll look into it. Cheers.
(Kid Presentable, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

My missus pointed out to me
that I regularly stopped breathing through the night. I had some tests done and on average this was happening about 30 - 40 times an hour, making my case a chronic one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 10:32, Reply)