I'm not doing this sweary bird thing because some cunt will nick my username
Just squint and imagine my username is actually Flangemonkey Albatross
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:50, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm pretending it is Gay Goose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Bent Budgie

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Queer Quail

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

fag pheasant

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

squawk fudge packer pigeon squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Puff-in

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

squawk fuck a duck squawk

(bollocks parrot squawk squawk squawk, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)

*sigh* for old times' sakes...
Monty - 7/10, not bad but it wasn't your idea
Nakers - 8/10, nice invention, overdoing it a bit by the end though
Bollocks - 8/10, impressive work
AA - 3/10, you can blame the hangover
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

*hallucinates flock of pink albatrosses*
*panic-shits on Darth*

*flies in ci4rcles upside down*

*skrark* *skrark* *skraaaaaaaaark*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

in my fagile state this made me do a lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Freudian slip there old boy?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*skrark*
*eyes beadily from one eye, then the other*

*farts nervously*

*tries to eat a rock*

*looks confused*

*skrark*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)