This is the sort of thing I was looking for.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:44, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It was one of my more surreal nights out.
I was also incredibly ill the next day.
( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

ill well-respected for being a 'hard-nut'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

BGB is Amberl?
Who'd have guessed?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

The clues were there.

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Yeah, but you said this year or last year.
If you'd meant years ago I would have mentioned that I got banned from Wiltshire for pissing on a mini-roundabout on New Year's Eve after climbing out a gazebo window in a pair of patent stilettos and a pencil skirt.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

How can you get banned from a whole county?

( girlinthehole, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

By pissing on a mini-roundabout
on New Year's Eve after climbing out a gazebo window in a pair of patent stilettos and a pencil skirt.

Do keep up, dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I admit, when I say "banned" I mean "too scundered to return".

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)