Waiting, waiting
Mrs Dupinblue was due to give birth last week. The lazy cow still hasn't, so today when I go out for my work Christmas lunch I am going to have to remain sober. This is shit.
Day to day I can avoid/ignore everyone at work by staying in my office and being aloof with anyone who comes in, but today I'll be stuck at a dining table with them as they get drunk.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What a selfish bitch.
You should punch her in her milky tits.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)

*squirty doink*

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The poor child
It will never have a proper birthday. Selfish bastards the pair of you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I'm going to call it Jesus and tell it that everyone is celebrating its birthday.
Not sure how this fits in with my fervent atheism.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)