You should have got all the stuff on your desk
sitting in opposite corners not talking to each other, and left the mouse on its side next to a pile of blu-tack and some discarded mini-spirits bottles.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Crackin' idea
Except my water bottle, Nottingham Forest mug and one (if not both) of my Ballroom trophies are noisy cunts and getting them to shut up would have been tricky
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

You have trophies at work?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:35, Reply)

Just a couple
and my Stars shield
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I've got my Silver Swimming Certificate on the wall.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I NEED THE VALIDATION ALRIGHT

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)

They come very much in handy sometimes.
Only last week I was walking by the canal in my pyjamas, when I saw a black rubber brick in the water, that was clearly in some distress. Fortunately for all concerned I was more than prepared for this, and performed an immediate rescue.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Tower Hamlets' own have-a-go hero

( Kroney, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

This is surprisingly common
Fortunately black rubber brick deaths have been dramatically reduced over the last 20 years.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)