Made her take painkillers and wine, sprayed Vick's Chloroseptic on her ingrown toenails
(after soaking them in Dettol water) and then used pressure, gouging, and some clipper instrument to sort out her ingrown big toenails.
Four separate spots had to be gouged. Minging and traumatic. She was biting a towel haha.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Ingrowing toenails fucking knack!
I remember coming in from a heavy night out and my toe basically burst. Way to sober up quickly! Toe spots
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)

She had a little cry. One piece was a like a frigging THORN right inside her toe.
Her GP's place is shit. The 'chiropodist' is a beauty therapist who can remove corns, basically,and she sent my mum packing a few months ago saying "What d'you want ME to do?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Oof, they're rather painful, I had a recurring one for a few years, eventually they just removed the nail and nail bed

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)

I'm frogmarching her somewhere after Chrismas to arrange this

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Right now though, I am a god.
An hour afterwards she was singing Happy Feet and moving her toes about
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Haha, the relief after having them done is something rather impressive
When I had mine done for the final time, they gave me special shoes to keep my foot tipped back, reducing the bleeding.

I didn't realise that, thought they were only to avoid pain, took them off as soon as I got home, had to go back 4 hours later after I'd bled through the bandages, oops.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Woooooah there!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)