I used to employ a girl
who maintained that saveloys are made from fish.

When I asked where she got this idea from, she explained that 'you get them from the fish shop, don't you?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fish potato is very rare

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)

i used to work with a girl who couldnt file papers in date order
cunt used to sit there with a calendar in front of her so's she'd know what went next
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)

Oh dear.
I wonder if it's the same girl. I hope so.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)

We had a Jehovah's Witness come in on work experience.
Absolutely infuriating little fuckwit. Oddly, the JWs also showed up this morning, to drop off a copy of The Watchtower. We're a business FFS, why in the fuck would you think we'd be interested in talking about a non-existent heaven that you already know you most likely aren't going to?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)