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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Nah, Amberl is all about the huge tits
berk is more about the deep throat ability.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:43, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
i done a sick in my mouth

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:43, Reply)
That's what she did
but she swallowed it back and carried on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:45, Reply)
Hey, I'm a pro, what can I say?

(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:46, Reply)
+zzy

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
...so what you're saying here
is that if you're giving your boyfriend a blowjob and you lose control of your gag reflex, you should be sick all over him instead of swallowing and carrying on? Erm...yeah, if my way of handling that makes me a grim old tart, then I'm fine with it.
(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
WTF

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
I think she might have replied to the wrong grim old tart.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)
I hope she hasn't got the rage

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
I'm totally imagining her like me wrapping up the mrs christmas present last night
I was all like "Fucking sellotape won't fucking stick" then I got in a huff and went downstairs and the wife got me some other selloptape and it stuck but then I cut the paper too small so I screwed it up and threw it in the hallyway and cut some more.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Did you say "FUUUUCK!"?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Nah, I was feeling a bit sick after a massive turkey lunch.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
No he said FUUUUU
like a massive wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
I started saying FUUUUUU
but then I remembered the mrs doesn't like me swearing so I turned it into MANCHUUUUUUU.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
This is much better

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:22, Reply)
there all the same around here though, its jsut skank after hag after slag

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Certainly around this bit of the thread.
Oh Quentin, why do we never get any high falootin' ladies on here that we can be nice too?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
internet innit?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
No need to get serious though.
She's gone into all vile vommy blowjob detail and got the proper hump and that and I never even called her that.
I did a lil tiny lil thing with a +. Not like what Might said...
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
What did Might say? I can't see his reply?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
take him off ignore, he upsets me sometimes too but you need to build a resistance

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Here, this male said this:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1475685
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Oh right sorry
yeah I saw that. Not that I'm all needy and shit, but your man ain't been in touch to wish me a merry christmas or anything.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
He doesn;t believe in Christmas you needy slag

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:15, Reply)
quickly!
post something about the saucy things you do so we can all sit here pulling our fetid fucking pork ragged
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
*does that thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
*faux lezzers*

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Yeah, he loves that, the filthy scottish tart.
He's not been in touch to wish me a happy christmas you know.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
Don't forget the podka dot knickers rosalicious
for that special internet touch
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
this shit would never fly on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)
Be completely fair
even the most desperate would surely find it hard to muster enthusiasm for a description of a blowjob with extra vomit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
I dunno
I saw a video once of this chubby bird giving one and she was proper gagging on it and then she chucked a bit up on his balls.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)
Well if you film your encounters with the special needs what can you expect Al?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Why did she say that to me?
I only did a +zzy. Not like wot that rosalicious or mighty said.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:17, Reply)
yes, because its all about the one post about blowjobs
are you new?
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:18, Reply)
new like the Boeingus 787 Airbus?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
Is that like an A380 but made by Boeing?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
i just made up a word and some numbers on the internet

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Oh bless yourself Rose
why not let it go.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:19, Reply)
like your countless friend requests?
i'll continue being the lone voice of reason on the internet. its all i have :(
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Sadly I fear this is the case.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
Shut up Dirty Ticket

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:21, Reply)
like a fleet of boeingiis?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:16, Reply)
like a needy fat tart on the internet
did i mention im a woman
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:20, Reply)
holy fuck, for serious?
TITS or GTFO

POIDH?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:23, Reply)
whats wrong with you?
are you not getting enough or something? why do you feel the need to post this level of detail about your sex life?

it encourages creepy internet. and makes you look trampy and needy.
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
someones jealous
Alright rosalicious? got tits? bet there big an all, and bouncy and that?

got a fanny too? bet you have? like the hole in a poncho is it? fucken hell
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
this shit makes me ashamed to be a woman on the internet

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
It makes me be ashamed to just be on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
Ditto.
We're all godforsaken needy cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
what? your actually a bird too?
bet you've got flaps like a fucken Boeing
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:11, Reply)
calm down dear

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:12, Reply)
i like boeings

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
fuck, is it boeingi?
what the fuck is the plural of boeing?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)
boring

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:26, Reply)
It's definitely had a mexican chaps head through it.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:09, Reply)
POTCentury

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:10, Reply)
that does pretty much suggest people pay you for it.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
she missed off the +saic girl

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
She's commonplace and unromantic?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)
More along the lines of 'I've started so I'll finish'
she's got a touch of the Roy Walker
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)
She'd even touch Roy Walker?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
She is very commonplace.
I heard she once touched Bradley Walsh.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)
nah she gives helpful clues

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Well, it seems only polite, you know?

(berk, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Haha, gazzed btw

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)
He probably bought dinner.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
you grim old tart

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)
She could teach you but she'd have to charge

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)
+ more than the cost of tarmaccing your drive

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
nah, a packet of chocolate buttons would do

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)
Caramel

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)
Does this mean if the tits vanish
I'm no longer welcome to your campsite?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:47, Reply)
Nah, you should be alright, the other guys thought you were great fun at Sonisphere.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:49, Reply)
Next time I won't get quite so drunk
and I'll bring some cider
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Getting drunk is never a problem
I still find it funny that Chap decided he was feeling too sober so he drunk an entire bottle of rum.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:53, Reply)
This is always the way to handle yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
wait
amberl and berk are birds? fucking hell id never have guessed, its not like anyone constantly bangs on about their tits or sex lives or anything
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:52, Reply)
I know, bizarre isn't it
happy candleday
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:54, Reply)
DON'T SPEAK ILL OF THE DEAD

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
OMG DID SHE KILL HERSELF?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)
dunno, she's deffo been dead a while
its the only way to explain the smell
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)
So is she like the new Paul Macartney?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)
if she's porking a one legged vegetarian we're all screwed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 12:06, Reply)

anyone Al
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:57, Reply)
Certainly not.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

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