i've been told that this year I;
held the hand of our accountatn and told her she was a more beautiful version of lady Di
sat on her lap, had her sit on mine
held the hand of michelle (who has now left)
kissed michelle, held her hand, more mutual lap sitting
kissed jacqui, same as above (jaqui looks ancient)
same again for sasha, dry-humped sasha and held her hand for most of the night

disgraced myself, complete tugnut, girlfriend of 2.5 years ent happy

also, mystery message from sasha on facebooks a bit weird
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:04, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

How many times did you jizz yourself?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i dint, not even once, don't really fancy any of them i'm just a slag when i'm drunk

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Fucking hell Q, I do hope you can use drink as an excuse here.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

for serious, no lunch, dinner didn't arrive til 11, i was long gone

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:06, Reply)

shit son, you fucked up big time.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

nah, its all good everyone still ahppy sash's message is proper odd tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:08, Reply)

go on, share it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

i deleted so LQ wouldn't see, but it said
'OMG quent, please help me'
i replied next day to ask whats up and she said someone had turned up at her house in the middle of the night, when i asked who she didn't answer.

I reckon it was tricky, dirty little boy probably thort he'd get his end away
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:10, Reply)

A real cry for help.
Could it have been you? Were you that drunk?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I shared a taxi with her getting home, she got out first, then me, then tricky should have gone home
i reckon he told the driver to take him abck, dirty little bastard

he's engaged to be married in June
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:13, Reply)

i'm having beer at me desk, woo!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)

This does not seem wise.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:12, Reply)

its chrimbo mark, CHRIMBO
off for the rest of the week innit?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Chompy
You officially have been usurped as the /OT sexpest. Congratulations!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:05, Reply)

i've been told the night wouldn't have been the same without me, everyone was fucked and i think i was the entertainment

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:07, Reply)

Yeah, no-one loves a night out without a good old dry hump

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:09, Reply)

she did me a sexy dance too apparently, i remember none of this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 16:11, Reply)