Dear Councilor Troy.
My darling, my love. You were my first milf based crush, the way Commander Riker lusted after you for all those years, I can see why. You heard how a robot can laugh so much he cried, you heard the secrets of even the great Q himself. You may have had a blatently jewish overbearing mother, and Quark became your father-in-law on more than one occasion..... blah blah blah.

True story though, she is from Southgate, or maybe Muswell Hill, I forgot.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:11, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like this.

( girlinthehole, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Heh.
I used to fancy her somewhat and she's still got the looks, but reading that she's only two years younger than my mum and that would just be wrong.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I went into serious detail about her son, Westly Crusher, and how he became the most power being ever (even more so than the Q Consortium)....
... but then I remembered that I've mixed up Councilor Troy and Dr Crusher.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:19, Reply)

it always bothered me
that the crew had to wear such close fitting clothes and Wesley was a teenager. Have they fixed the problem of unexpected hard-ons in the future?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Haha, I've never thought of that.
The new trains on the Metropolitan Line that they're introducing are really star-treky in design, they're amazing, I hope they adopt them for the rest of the network.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 20:32, Reply)