Well it will be my first visit to your fair country in 34 years
It may be your only chance for a while.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:56, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What did you decide about the tartan?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I shall not be the english twat inna kilt in scotchland.
maybe for the wedding.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:00, Reply)

You could play it safe with a pinstripe kilt
and a bowler hat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Fuck.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Off.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

*mwah*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:08, Reply)

I'd love to jump through to the shitpile to meet you sir but that's a family time and that.
I never get to do b4shes :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:03, Reply)

Never mind old son.
If I like the place I'll be back in the summer to look at the green bits.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:04, Reply)

\o/

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:09, Reply)

don't worry mmps,
totally coming up to scotland in the spring, if the bike is fixed (as in, if i fix it) we'll take a blast over some hills. If not, we can us get shitfaced.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:07, Reply)

BOKKO!
TO THE MAX!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 19 Dec 2011, 23:10, Reply)