Hey Naked Ape
hey, hey listen,
come over here...

listen...
Apeyyy!

go fuck yourself.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:18, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

LOL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

My guess is you ended up friends with a _______ Mears then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:20, Reply)

Chompy's name isn't ________ you weird cunt.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

The weirdest thing is chompys name

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:21, Reply)

The fact that you have ever managed to mate with a female is much, much weirder.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:26, Reply)

If I had managed to mate with a male succesfully would have been really something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Well you've tried enough times.
If anyone can, it's certainly you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:32, Reply)

As he posted a link containing his full name on here a while ago I thought I'd not do it again for him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Lesley is a shit name for a bloke

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Well, Hello!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Rightly so.
The last thing he wants is for anyone else to find out his real name is Geraldine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Sometimes I feel like we could have been brothers *hugs*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

*kneels weeping in shower, scrubbing shoulder with Vim*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

shoulder sheriff's badge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:34, Reply)

I really must get thicker blinds in my bathroom.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

This will not stop the webcams I had installed
You sick, sick man
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Nice tits where do you want the blinds lol

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Over my tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Nah I don't think he accepted my friend request
THE CUNT
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:29, Reply)

He is an ACT-OR now
He was the chap in Dr Who
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I really don't like Dr Who.
I didn't like it when I was a boy either. It's utterly bent. I thought Blakes 7 was excellent for some reason. I am 99% sure it was atrocious.

MESSAGE ENDS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Dr Who is vaguely endearing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:38, Reply)

It's bent
any scifi where they sort things out with words instead of guns is bent; see StarTrek
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:39, Reply)

You're bent.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:42, Reply)

That genuinely was the best comeback I had at my disposal.
It's been a long day.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:43, Reply)

One of Rory's best ever quotes: 'EastEnders in space'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Shut it you mooon slaaaaaag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:45, Reply)

The Next Generation was the absolute worst for that.
Every time it looked like somebody wanted a scrap, it turned out they were misunderstood and just wanted a cuddle.

Fucking bent.

At least in Eastenders people got hit by cars and pushed down the stairs, in TNG it would have been about to happen but then Patrick Stewart would talk them down and they'd all go home happy.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:46, Reply)

AND YET YOU STILL WANT A DRESSING GOWN?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Fuck yes. Modelled after the original series, ain't they?
You don't know jack, you schmuck.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:49, Reply)

Jack is, I'm assuming, the name of your 'trekkie' boyfriend?
Every night you and he get your 'special dressing gowns' on, and he bends you over the Star Trek box set, saying

'the needs of this benny are greater than your need for a poo'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I think this is my best post ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:53, Reply)

Quite possibly
but you're not exactly climbing a mountain there, Monto.
( Kroney, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:54, Reply)

*shrugs*
True enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:55, Reply)

That was about Battlestar Gallactica though, and on that front I agree with him.
Dr Who is ace though.

Well, not Ace, Ace was his assistant, back when he was Sylvester McCoy. Played by Sophie Aldred.

None of which helps me in my case that Dr Who is not 'bent', does it?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Please die.

Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Request denied.
Sorry. Try again when I am feeling more cooperative. I'm very suggestible sometimes.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Oh go on. I said please.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 16:51, Reply)