Broke two teeth this afternoon.
This is not a good turn of events.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:08, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What do you say to a woman with two broken teeth?
Nothing you already told her twice lol
(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:09, Reply)

how did you manage that cooking brownies?!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:10, Reply)

she forgot to take them out of the tin before trying them.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

got so stoned she fell into the bin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:11, Reply)

I broke them on one of the very hard Lebkuchen that came with the gingerbread house kit I made for the kids.
There will be no toffee in our xmas sweetie tin.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:17, Reply)

bloody hell
2 teeth on ginger bread?! That's quite impressive
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:18, Reply)

They were fairly weak already.
I tend to grind my teeth a lot without realising. The two teeth I broke were largely filling anyway.
I've decided I have far too much stress in my life.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:22, Reply)

less stress
more puréed cabbage
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Well next time don't talk during 'Wogan'.
You've been warned.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 20 Dec 2011, 17:12, Reply)