Oh dear.
I've hit '4pm bored' already.

HELP ME, 'THE INTERNET'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Play a little game called
FOR FUCKS SAKE WIKIPEDIA

Go to a random page and see how long it is, then go to the geek equivilent and see how much is written for that one. So look up "lizards" first then look up "Dragons" or "World War 1", and then "Star Wars"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I think that might upset me too much.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's the point.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)

I'm having lunch with your sexy Mrs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You lucky, lucky man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Too right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Please return her undamaged and in her original packaging. Thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I will not be unwrapping her.
More's the pity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I am worried I'm going to be returned in several bin bags.

( wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)

"Just wrap yourself in this carpet and jump in the lorry"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)

I'm worried that you'll have a Jeff-style six pint lunch
and will end up vomiting in our bed.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

Promise not to be sick in your bed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Thanks pal.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Whatever you need. Name it, it's yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)

I will vomit in your hair if you're not careful.

( wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)

can I help?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Yes.

( wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

Fancy lunch?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)

FedEx some spew over quick-smart,
The Vegemite smell will contribute handsomely to the overall bouquet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)