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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Howdy.
uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/backward-scorpion-kick-best-own-goal-ever-155203812.html

sports related lolz.
How have you made a tit of yourself recently?

Alt: Do you wish it could be Christmas evey day?
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I managed to drunkenly slide on my arse at Stockwell tube last week after one too many pints.

Alt: the idea alone makes me feeling ill. It's bad enough having to tolerate it once a year.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:30, Reply)
Ooof! All caught on cctv as well.
Yeah! FUCK CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR.
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Given the location it could have been worse; they could have shot me.
I expect I will find a little more tolerance for Christmas once I arrive in Boston late tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:34, Reply)
Really? The states go radio rental for the crimbo.
I would expect more irritation not less.
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Apparently Boston is quite civilised compared to a lot of other parts of the US.
But yes, I am expecting certain aspects to grate, just not as much as they do here.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:41, Reply)
HAPPY HAWLIDAYS, BADDERED!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:42, Reply)
I find this much, much funnier.
www.london24.com/news/transport/video_london_underground_passenger_pushed_off_train_for_dancing_1_1158078

But then despite my new-found loyalty to 'us' by which I mean 'my beloved Arsenal', I am still yet to find my feet in the 'sport' scene.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)
I saw that last night, and whilst it's vaguely amusing, I can't help but think the pusher is a right cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:46, Reply)
Both are cocks. No-one comes out of it well.
You'd be fucking tempted though, eh?

I wonder if it's set up, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)
I'd be tempted if there was an insufferable cock, yes
But someone dancing isn't exactly offensive.

Well, his wasn't, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)
I dunno
When you travel on that bloody thing every day, you'd be amazed at what can become irritating. If I'd have been sat by that I'd have become positively homicidal I think.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Tit.
Probably because Arsenal are shite.
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Dancing twat + smartarse twat = it was a set up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:48, Reply)
The dancing twat is hamming it up just a little too much, perhaps.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:49, Reply)
Yep. Very convenient that it was all caught on a phone too.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:50, Reply)
What's a phone?

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:52, Reply)
Alright you pedant. A video camera built in to a mobile telephone.
That better?
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:53, Reply)
Dunno, the reveal is every cock has one and will record bubblegum drying let alone a kid with special needs 'freaking out' to his top tunes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:55, Reply)
That's what I thought.
And then despaired at how cynical I have become.

But it probably was set up.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Good lad on the arsenal front.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:47, Reply)
Putting a 30 second ad at the front of what presumably isn't going to be much more than a 30 second clip
is probably an own goal if you want people to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:51, Reply)
The adverts on yahoo are very annoying.

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I've been fairly well behaved recently, which isn't too bad
Alt: Fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Go on, make something up then.

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Good point
I forgot about last night where I laughed heartily at the Landlady falling over, when it turns out she'd died of a massive heart attack.

Boy, was my face red!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:05, Reply)
As, presumably, was hers. Before it went purple, then blue.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:06, Reply)
Not at all, she's black.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Suarezist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
I gave my opinion on that on facebook last night, just going to leave it alone now

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
*pokes with stick*
We shall see what happens with Terry. I fucking hate Terry
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
My opinion is simply that if Suarez has an 8 game ban, when does Terry's start?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)
The fact that the Police are investigating means the FA can't do fuck all until they are done
/has a mate who used to work for the FA
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Fair enough, as long as he gets the same, if not stronger ban when it comes to the FA, I'm ok with that

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Terry's is running on a different timescale.
I wouldn't worry about the 'when', as long as he gets treated at least the same, if not more so when it eventually happens.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Exactly, as long as Terry gets it too, I can live with it.
Means Suarez will be back for the United game, either way, so I'm not too fussed.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
LOLOLOLOLOL
Stupid bitch.
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Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 8:54, Reply)
Ning

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*nods*
Morning Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:01, Reply)
Ow biss?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:03, Reply)
Yar?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)
Wotcha Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:07, Reply)
Wagwan.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:33, Reply)
Nothing serious, just my normal drunkan shennanigans
It took me les sthan 1/2 an hour to drive to work this morning due to the kids being off for the holidays, I think they should all be banned from driving to schools, just for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)
Do a lot of kids drive to school where you live?
Up here you need to be 17 before you get a licence.
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Damn your nimble fingers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Children in the South of England are far more advanced
this is due to their quality varied diet, rather than the coal, Tizer and whippet toenails Northerns are brought up on
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:12, Reply)
They are banned from driving to schools, you oaf - they're children.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)
Apey's street, earlier

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:14, Reply)
"How can you teach them to read if they can't even fit in the building"
/film
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)
+shit

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Most people here learnt to read shit all by themselves
"The Tower of Han'okcraven rang with terror as the mighty Elvian sprite cannons rained their terrible revenge on the hapless Oon'ikbedians."
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
?
What film?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
'Naked Ape is a bent spastic' starring Tom Hanks

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:18, Reply)
'Naked Ape is a bent spastic II'
this time it's retarded
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
This time?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)
*gurns*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Zoolander, yet another WAKI Ben Stiller film
In other words, it's shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:19, Reply)
I thought I didn't know that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:20, Reply)
Aw, I liked it!
Mind you, I saw it in good company in Miami when it came out and haven't seen it since, if I'd seen it on a rainy day in Basildon I may have a different opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)
I despise Ben Stiller, most of his films are fucking dire.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I spend my life making a tit of myself,
I think my latest fail was getting slightly too annoyed by Bertuin.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)
Were you going to have dinner with him?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:21, Reply)
Are you often filled with RAGE?

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darth has the least likely nicknames for his cock

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
More 'constant irritation'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
When was this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:23, Reply)
There was one particular day when his
'xzjedsh your fucken prickssadf' shit almost tipped me over the edge.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
Unrelated beakering post
For those who are interested in that sort of thing, my wife and I did our bit to add to the world's burgeoning population on Monday evening with the arrival of a little girl-tangle. Regular sleep has been discontinued until further notice.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Well done and congratulations
you get enough sleep when you're dead
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Which is approx 2.5 years after the no sleep starts

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Congratulations. Daughters are ace.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
That they are : )

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:27, Reply)
Damn straight, my nig-nog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
Hurrah!
Based on your name she will have to be called Rapunzel
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:26, Reply)
Is this a FILM reference?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Yes
Yes it is and with a daughter you will know it within 2 years
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
My sincerest commiserations on the passing of your sex life.

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Do not get me started on this subject.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
This is our second
So I'm not entirely sure how she was conceived.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)
Spunky sock left in the bed

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Perhaps your Missus got in the way when you were having a wank.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
She took a spunk bullet in the baby maker.

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Vile.

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She took a spunk bullet in the house?

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Hahaha.

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I'll have an imaginary cigar in your hounour.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
That's like 'honour'
but spelt by a retard.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
*waves*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:30, Reply)
'Naked Ape is a Bent Spactic III: The Waving'

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
hahahahha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
I will have real cigar tomorrow
Here: www.cigarmasters.com/about.html
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
Congratulations.
Very pleased to hear all went OK.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Dibs!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Haha
You know the rules: dad gets first go.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
aka 'Texas hold-em'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
'Austrian Happy Families'

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:40, Reply)
Your sister is your mother, your father is your brother etc.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:44, Reply)
Thanks all.
The perfect combination of congratulation and inappropriate responses.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I fell off my bike, that was pretty stupid.
I have a clip on my bag that attaches to a belt loop and stops the bag swining round and getting in the way of my knees when I'm riding. I was only going half a mile to the station and was in a hurry, so I didn't bother clipping it. Sure enough a quarter of a mile later the bag was banging into my knees. I took one hand off the handlebars, gave the strap a good hard yank, over-balanced myself and went flying. Luckily the road was empty and I wasn't going that fast. I'm also quite practices at falling off things with out getting hurt, so only my pride was damaged.

Alt: dear god no, boxing dy maybe, but definitely not Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:28, Reply)
365 days of hangover

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:29, Reply)
Starring that fat cunt with the child like face and that fat cunt with the shit curly hair.

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Careful, Don't let Blousie hear you say that.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
No that would be Christmas Day.
I always go out on Christmas Eve, it's always shit and I always drink too much. Then I spend Christmas Day round my aunt's lying on the sofa telling all my little cousins to leave me the bloody hell alone. Families are great.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)
I don't drink huge amounts over Christmas as a rule
SO not really, I like to maintain a pleasant buzz, but Christmas is usually family time and none of us are big drinkers. Boxing day is a day from reading book, playing with what ever presents you were give, eating turkey sandwiches and generally chilling.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I made fudge on sunday and the went to the pub.
I had fudge on my jeans and it looks like semen.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)
DID YOU PACK IT?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
Did anyone point it out to you?

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Yes my always diplomatic friend Gemma
pointed and laughed.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:34, Reply)
I've never met a gemma who isn't a nob
Not saying your friend is a nob, I mean she might be, I don't know, she does like in MK though...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)
She's nice, just doesn't have any shame.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:36, Reply)
Does she flash her growler at all and sundry outside Yates on a Friday night?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
That's not what I meant.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:37, Reply)
A Gemma I "knew" would have done that

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
*cancels train ticket*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
But does she?
Is it like a bee beard?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:39, Reply)
POTM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:41, Reply)
Ouch, my pride!

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I had fudgesemen on my jeans and it looks like semen fudge.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:32, Reply)
We need a swap words round icon thingy
Something like \ /
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
Saturday night in Toledo, Ohio
alt: soup
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)
TRIFLE!!

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I love Toledo. .
Alt: As long as the bells start ringing and the bands begin to play.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:38, Reply)
I haven't.
YES. Christmas is fun. Although we'd all be hugely fat if christmas were everyday.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:46, Reply)
Some of us don't need an excuse.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
i'm not sure most of them here can get much fatter without needing someone to wash them down with a rag on a stick.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
that was not the right thing for me to imagine.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
you should go to a bash,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Dunno really,
wait, yesterday, did the christmas shopping, trying to carry long rolls of wrapping paper home sticking out the top of a normal carrier bag, one starts to fall out, I go to save it from the wet floor, and anotherslides out, slides between my leg and I do a little hoppy jig thing in an attempt not to lose my balance and desperately trying to stop the bag with expensive whiskey slip from my grasp. Must have looked like some kind of spastic slapstick christmas special.

I can do christmas once a year, but everyday and I'd be on the sleeping pills and vodka by day 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
You know what you should have used, don't you pigster.

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BOKKO!
I did finish with a double arm spin to 360 leg flail. Just for the laydeez
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:51, Reply)
Good man and a classic move.

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Pig Shoes are old school,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
Oh dear.
I've hit '4pm bored' already.

HELP ME, 'THE INTERNET'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:48, Reply)
Play a little game called
FOR FUCKS SAKE WIKIPEDIA

Go to a random page and see how long it is, then go to the geek equivilent and see how much is written for that one. So look up "lizards" first then look up "Dragons" or "World War 1", and then "Star Wars"
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
I think that might upset me too much.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
That's the point.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
I'm having lunch with your sexy Mrs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
You lucky, lucky man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)
Too right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
Please return her undamaged and in her original packaging. Thank you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
I will not be unwrapping her.
More's the pity.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
I am worried I'm going to be returned in several bin bags.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
"Just wrap yourself in this carpet and jump in the lorry"

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
I'm worried that you'll have a Jeff-style six pint lunch
and will end up vomiting in our bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Again.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Promise not to be sick in your bed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Thanks pal.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Whatever you need. Name it, it's yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
I will vomit in your hair if you're not careful.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
can I help?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Fancy lunch?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
FedEx some spew over quick-smart,
The Vegemite smell will contribute handsomely to the overall bouquet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Like Comrade Quixote
I fell off my bike by banging on my pedal on the pavement then teetering over. Most ungraceful and some City boys cheered.

Alt. Fuck off. Christmas is shit.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:49, Reply)
Yeah, fuck christmas.

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miserable cunts.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
Oh damn, I got a bit of dust in my eyes watching jeremy kyle, just a little bit, not a lot.
They have this little girl with cancer and a hat that looks like a panda, and they got one of her stories that she likes to write and took her to the CITV studios* to turn the story into an animated movie, HOW COOL IS THAT ! And then they took her to a clothing shop with a stylist person who is apparently famous and after she tried on all these outfits, she could keep them, AND THEN, they gave her a massive load of presents that took 3 people to carry them all out onto stage.

I know this week is all "LETS TURN JERMEY KYLE INTO A SAINT" week, but that was quite touching.

* Oh look, ITV is one big huge fucking advert for ITV shocker.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:50, Reply)
She better fucking die though, after all that effort.

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Hahahaha.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
You fancied her, didn't you?
You sick fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
awww,
Good for Janet.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)
lolz

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i hate you.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
And my Ma' did my washing over the weekend, on account of me being rediculously busy and she has a dryer so it's a hell of a lot quicker....
... and I think she dround my dressing gown in fabric conditioner because it is as soft and fluffy and silky and comfortable as the day I got it. It's like I've smoked a load of opium in terms of comfort, I don't ever want to take it off.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:53, Reply)
gonz,
You're a handsome bachelor, what would you buy a lady for Christmas. Need to get something for my brothers girlfriend as she is with us over Christmas, but I have no clue.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:55, Reply)
What sort of bob do you want to spend?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
£20 or so.
Take in to account she is probably one of the dullest people I have ever met.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:57, Reply)
Jigsaw.

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Hacksaw

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Buzzsaw

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Bandsaw

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Coldsaw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Saw and vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Eyesaw.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Get her some prophylactics.
She will always need them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
black and decker workbench

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
sounds good.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSkvW2uO0DI
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Hummmmm, how about any of these... presuming buying online is out of the question now.
- A 50% casmire/50% silk scarf, or 100% cashmire if you can find one for the cash.
- A really soft dressing gown.
- A telly box-set from HMV
- A Spar Treatment, like a cheap colonic interragation.
- If you don't like her, a chartiy thing in her name that she'll have to keep up for the rest of the year otherwise karma will fuck her up. Like the first few month's worth.
- Lush stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Gee you think of good things Gonz.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
It's true, I'd make a totally awesome boyfriend =)
I went to get a friend tickets for Human Planet Live, saved up for it, but they canceled it =(
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Sounds like you would.
That's a shame about Human Planet Live.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
I'm lolling at spar treatment.
Is that where they sell you over priced milk and look at you like they haven't got two brain cells to rib together?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:08, Reply)
Fuck.
Stupid swype autocorrect. Now I look like a mong.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:10, Reply)
Yay for smartphones!
they make the best of us look like mongs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
I'll be honest
Some of us don't need that much help...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
Haha, I was 50/50 weather it had that r in or not.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
and a colonic interrogation,
Where paxman asks you're bum hole difficult questions
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:18, Reply)
a thai massage with a happy ending

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Ben-wa balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)
didn't he kill his family?
Seems a bit inappropriate for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
I know nothing of the life of Wa - only of his legendary balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Windy Pig in wrestling joke falls flat shocker.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:16, Reply)
Ah. Sorry to disappoint.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:19, Reply)
it's ok,
There will be a lurker who got the joke, laughed, went to post a reply, got nervous, pressed back, read through some new posts, thought about replying again, then just sighed deeply and closed the window. Going back go his lonely office. Then about lunchtime he'll think of something hilarious, log back on double quick, but ultimate dissapointment as the board has moved on, and again he feels dejected, and promises himself next time he'll reply, next time.
And that's all a man can ask.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
I LIKE THIS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)
yep :(
said lurker here
(Bedford, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)
4 o'clock and I still haven't thought of something funny.

(Sadarse works like Mist condensing mud flaps, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Buy her a brown paper bag with eye holes
she'll love it
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:58, Reply)
Get her an Ironing board cover.
Women love the practical things.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 9:59, Reply)
Oh yeah.
There's this one, right, that's got a hunky man in just his pants printed on it. And when it gets hot, like if you were ironing or something, his pants disappear and you can see his willy and everything.
That would be a terrific present.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
You could use it to hold the arm of his jumpers out.... or at least, keep his socks stretched.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
15" black rubber dildo

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
Some new friends.
Current ones have no imagination.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:00, Reply)
you know her?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
Only biblically.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
Tenna Lady multipack.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:01, Reply)
A picture of your face mounted onto a mask.
Then explain that she should make your brother wear it while he's having sex with her.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
TL
Just say she's a slag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:03, Reply)
True story, I told Monty to do that once, and for him afterwards to go "BO YAH, THAT ONE'S FOR GONZ".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:05, Reply)
It was a remarkable success.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)
You made her wear the mask didn't you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)
£20 worth of Good Pig loving vouchers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:02, Reply)
get her some petrol and explain that is an investment as the price will invaribaly rise in the New year

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
A twenty wrap of brown

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:04, Reply)
Texture like sun.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
It would totally be the coolest present eva, even if you're a terminal dullard you'd still have a great time

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:09, Reply)
Making your own entertainment.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Gyles brandreth's autobiography
"jumpers and jews"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:06, Reply)
Where it's acceptable to burn an old jumper but not the other way around.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:07, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:11, Reply)
Anyone see that BBC Dickens spoof on t'telleh last night?
Visually it was rather poor but some of the script was excellent, I thought. Christ Dickens was a sentimenal turd.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:21, Reply)
I meant to record it...I can't evern remember what i watched it was so shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:23, Reply)
i still can't figure out out to program my VCR

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
It was quite good.
Reminded me of Bleak Expectations from the radio.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Isn't that what is was, adapted for the telly?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I guess, but I didn't have a chance to compare the writing or production credits.
Hrumble!
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
I missed it as I was having a life.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Really?
I watched it whilst I was having your wife.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Craaaazy scouser.
Was she OK? I'll give you a refund if not.

That's my wife you're talking about!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
+ drinking turps behind chicken cottage

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Tennessee, actually.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
backward scorpion kick sounds so cool, but it just seems to be someone falling over
can i have my money back plz?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
Morning Quentin, on a scale of 1-10 how spastic are you feeling this morning?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
my tummy is ache and i did a loud botty burp

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Looks like a '10', Nakers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
I'd expect nothing less

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
i was gonna say eleven like that film about the band
but i'm not in a band
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
that would involve people interacting with you in real life, this seems unlikely to happen

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
leave me alone you big mean bully!
i'll have you know that yesterday i wet to the shops with my girlfriend and we didn't buy ANYTHING
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
Shops do tend notto take imaginary money

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
those cunst and their hard and fast rules, fucken £3.50 for cluedo in the charity shop?
I ent fucken made o money
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Everything is annoying me today.
Any noise is too loud and the lights are too bright. I don't want to be near anyone.

I only ever make a tit out of myself when men are involved.

Alt: fuck no.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:24, Reply)
sounds hormonal
you got the menopause?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
Could be Quentin.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
ewwwww
please just sew it up and move on with your life
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:27, Reply)
I don't think infibulation is the answer.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:28, Reply)
in your case there is no other answer, we should get cement mixer and seal that thing up before somebody gets real hurt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
How will I pee?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
this is none of my concern

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
You haven't really thought this through properly have you?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
we could seal up the fuckhole and leave the pee one
or just not bother and let you slowly die as your bladder expands inside you, eventually exploding and drowning you in your own piss
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
You truely are a lovely young man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
MERRY XMAS
XXXXXXX
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Isn't he just.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
someone needs to liven this place up with a bit of xmas suicide

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Are you volenteering?
*crosses fingers, writes to Santa, prays to god*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
i already killed myself once this year and none of you cunts wrote me an obituary
so you can all get stuffed
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:48, Reply)
No, you should make your own burgers instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)
It stems from the last time someone said they were going to kill themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:07, Reply)
nothing to do with me mate

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Don't let the bastards grind you down.
I recommend a grape based lunch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:25, Reply)
I'm off the booze till new year.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:26, Reply)
Eh??
Don't be a square, from the 70's. A nice Argy Merlot is what you need.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:29, Reply)
Or some Children's Wine like Beaujolais.
Which is technically not even drinking.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:30, Reply)
Driving wine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Pinot Noir

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
Espatlese?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:40, Reply)
Blue Nun, Black Tower, Hirondelle.
All the classics!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)
How could you even consider this at this time of year?
The only thing that will keep me sane from when I head back to the Mothership is that I will be in a permanent fug of Advocaat and mindbending Cava.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:31, Reply)
Advocaat? you bent dutch bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
It's not like I'm advocating it or anything.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)

mind gender
Cava mariners
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:33, Reply)
I was expecting an expert
Snowball joke in there. Disappointed. 4/10.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
I never drink much as Christmas.
I don't like being drunk in front of family. I might say something silly and tell them how much I love them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:34, Reply)
You are Nancy Sinatra etc

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:35, Reply)
Don't shoot her down

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
*pulls on boots*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:36, Reply)
*calls Noel*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:37, Reply)
My family already know how much I love them
drink won't change this. Maybe you should open on the floodgates and cry at them from Christmas Eve to Boxing Day. It would go down a storm.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:38, Reply)
I recommend gin. And ecstasy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)
this sounds nicely balanced

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Feng shui loopy juice.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I haven't cried infront of family since I was about 13 and I'm not going to start now.
I'm emotionally repressed innit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:43, Reply)
given the amount of whaling you do here
i'd say not emotionally repressed enough
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Yes but I don't care what you think and I do care what my family think.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:51, Reply)
no need to get upset about it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I'm emotionally retarded, apparently

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:44, Reply)

emotionally

strikethroughs are cool!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Retarded. Yes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)
WE WON!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:47, Reply)
this post makes you as funny as Quentin...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:49, Reply)
but slower

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:54, Reply)
That be all the gin and ecstasy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Do you want to go on ignore too?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Who have you got on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)
GHOST-BUSTERS!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Quentwat, The Resident Loon, Apeloverage, Racetraitor, Bert Monkeysex
Cunts.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:01, Reply)
why so many people on ignore?
what did they do?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:02, Reply)
oh lol, he can' see this, could someone else ask plz?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:03, Reply)
Two of those are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)
i recognise apeloverage, he's a swell guy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:15, Reply)
I can understand 3 of them, Racetraitor's name alone gives you good reason to, but why TRL?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Ahem!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Yes?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)
woohoo i'm on ignore!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 10:58, Reply)

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