Cut down on the booze.
That's the best way to save weight I've found.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I didn't drink for ten months and didn't lose a pound.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

You only weigh about 5 though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Over 11 now :(
I'll be back to ten stone soon enough.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I think you'll find that scarpe has already done that...
or is "that the jowk?"
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:27, Reply)

That was the joke.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:28, Reply)

OK, then I shall react accordingly.
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( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:30, Reply)