I've lost between half a stone and a stone recently.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Aids will do that to you.

( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)

As will poverty

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Yup.
You never see fatsos on council estates do you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Only the ones who are "on the sick" they get bare benifits.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

But shit ready made food is so much cheaper than cooking from scratch

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:44, Reply)

Friggin ell you were like a lath anyway

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:38, Reply)

I fluctuate.
In November the doc told me I was half a stone overweight according to that BMI shit - which takes no account of build and is thus borderline meaningless, is it not?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It's not just borderline meaningless
it's full stop meaningless.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:40, Reply)

It is meaningless, muscle is heavier than fat, so a fit person can come out badly.
body fat % is more importnat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:41, Reply)

It is when you're a fat spastic like you, I should imagine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I am not fat and you have no proof that I am
i might not argue the other point
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:46, Reply)

You sound fat.
Very, very fat.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:49, Reply)

it might explain my keyboard mashing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:50, Reply)

Yeah it's balls.
My BMI was great last year when I was blatantly carrying too much dough on my bones. I have a tiny frame so there's nowhere for lard to sit. My mate is two sizes bigger than me but looks like a rake because it's hanging off her big frame.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

man, that's a sizeable brick, mate.
Are you sure no-one's nicked it? it's not like you'll have dropped it down the back of the sofa while skinning up.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I suspect illegal immigrants have nabbed it,
along with all the wire from those train stations. That particular crime has the strong aroma of Slav about it, if you ask me. There's something very ex-Eastern Bloc about robbing wire from railways.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:42, Reply)

They use it to bind the hands of the girls that they trafiic over here

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:43, Reply)

*tsk*
Those lumpen-browed Slavs, they've no manners, you see? Bad genes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:45, Reply)

I went to a sofa factory yesterday and in the warehouse it was full of Slavicks.
Coming over here at reduced wages and building our furniture so I can buy it cheaper.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 12:57, Reply)

THE WORLD'S GONE MAD I TELL YOU.
The Paddies are furious, apparently. People coming over here, nicking their jobs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:21, Reply)