Amazed you didn't have one already.
I own 3 and rarely cook properly, let alone wear an apron. Gaz me your postal and you can have the most girly of the 3 as a a spare if you want.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're going to turn up in a large box wearing nothing but an effeminate apron aren't you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

An effeminate apron and a hard-on you could cut glass with, yes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 21 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

How will he persuade TGB to carry him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:01, Reply)

It was the vacuum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

+ left by the bears vacating and heading south for the winter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:09, Reply)

I have one made almost entirely out of dead cow
and one that just says "fire and knives" on the front.

Man-aprons. Maprons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 21 Dec 2011, 14:18, Reply)