Or one of these.
www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_nkw=gargoyle+door+knocker&_sacat=0&_odkw=door+knocker&_osacat=0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m270.l1313
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Dude. Have you taken leave of your senses?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:08, Reply)

!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekZiFrMUyiY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:09, Reply)

Answer the question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Maybe possibly, BUT LOOK AT IT, it's AWESOME.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:16, Reply)

It really, really isn't.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:17, Reply)

Reasons why it's awesome.
- If anyone walks past my flat on Ket or LSD or whatever, then it'll freak them the fuck out.
- I can give it a comedy--not-a-comedy-name like "Martin" or "George" or something.
- It'll be a friendly happy face to great me as I come in home from going out in lue of a dog.
- JUST LOOK AT IT !!!!!
- It'll keep out bad mojo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Where the fuck are you moving to that
you regularly expect people out of their heads on ketamine to be passing your front door?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Better safe than sorry

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:25, Reply)

He's moving onto Barry's road.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)