He's already stoned off his tits.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hello Al.
How's your crimbo so far?
( girlinthehole, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I have a nasty cold
I was meant to go and see Saxon on tuesday night but instead I spent the evening alternately sleeping and waking violently with a start soaked with sweat and with a raw throat. I was quite annoyed to miss it.

Yesterday I spent the day digging holes with the laziest cunt in our company before painting the bathroom ceiling and once again cursing the useless cunts who owned our house before us for using such shit paint previously so that it bubbles when you try and paint over it.

Today though, I am in the office, I have only one small report to write and I'm going to get a haircut, then this evening our old neighbours are coming round for dinner and I'm going to drink lots of wine.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

How is yours going?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:52, Reply)

I'd have liked to go to that.
I cannae afford to go tae gigs nae more.

Fucking heartbroken to have missed Motorhead.

Also, get well soon.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Oh man, I should have let you have my ticket.
Sorry, I didn't think. You would probably get on quite well with my friend Charlie who went without me.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:56, Reply)

BAH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I wish.
Actually I have almost given up pot smoking these days. Not by fucking choice though, I can tell you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 9:35, Reply)