Well dunno about attentionseeking,
but I was having a bitch to one of the girls I work with tonight about a table that were being really rude, arrogant fuckwits, and said as much (in the privacy of our little nook) only to turn around and have the lady who was head of the table standing right behind me. I was more than a bit embarrassed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:40, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did you punch her in the tits and run away?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Nah, but I wish I'd kicked her son in the nuts.
He whistled, clicked his fingers and tried groping to get my attention. I was not the least bit amused.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Hahaha, nice!
The closest I've had to that is not one of my prouder moments. My friend and I were in a local bar, and I realised that I knew the sister of one of the barstaff, and pointed this out to my friend. He asked what she was like, I gave a description along the lines of "Hmm, not bad, not very pretty though, preferred her friend, wouldn't surprise me if she'd turned out to be a right kinky bitch anyway." (I was drunk, and as said above, not proud of that)

It's now my turn at the bar, and I turn to see the girl I'd just been talking about on the other side of the bar. Now, I have no idea if she's just heard me, so I think the only thing to do would be feign surprise, say "Oh, I didn't see you there!", have a little chuckle, and leave at great speed. Sadly, this didn't go to plan. Instead, I laughed in her face, and ran off.

Didn't go in there for weeks, just to avoid her after that.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:41, Reply)

you crazy fellow you.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I agree, it's a crap story
But seeing yours just reminded me of it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:46, Reply)