^^ This
I used to be a complete nightmare when I was pissed. Toned it down nicely these days.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I've been a pleasure 999 times out of 1000.
There's been about five occasions over the past five years where I've woken up and gone "Oh god, where the FUCK did all that come from?" and I really, really hate that feeling.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I've never been chucked out of a pub,
but have had to leave one as one of my bosses got thrown out for being lippy to a bouncer.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I'm more likely to fall asleep in a pub these days

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Hahaha.
I've done that on a few occasions, at around the period where my first marriage was going tits up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:00, Reply)

PMT does strange things to a man

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:04, Reply)

More like eight pints of Theakstons in the afternoon and a huge meal.
Apparently I was out cold for about half an hour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:06, Reply)