Not gonna be so much fun when it weighs half a tonne and shits penguins.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Silly MMPS bears at the North POle, Penguins at the South

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What about when they go on holiday?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Penguins tend to do safaris and activity holidays, Polar Bears prefer lazing about on the beach.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:02, Reply)

They meet up in Kavos and go MENTAL.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

To be honest, not many people realise this
but Polar Bears are actually just six penguins hiding in a white suit.

It's easier for them to stay warm that way and it stops us from realising they are carnivorous.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:07, Reply)

I just thought they were fat artic foxes.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:08, Reply)

No, Arctic Foxes are just penguins who don't have enough mates to make a Polar Bear.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:13, Reply)

FUCKS SAKE
Honey i shrunk the kids is on but I have to go out FML
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 11:59, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:00, Reply)

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FUCK OFF SANTA
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:01, Reply)

i still fancy the firl in histk
does that make me a peado?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:03, Reply)

Yes, yes it does.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:04, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 22 Dec 2011, 12:05, Reply)